Thank God I never get laid anymore

by the looks of things, I'd say we're royally fucked.... but I do still hope I'll be proved wrong

And you're not unlucky with any other forms of transmission...

Or clean water. Just had to add that one in.

Basically if you treat sex like a game, have a thousand different partners a year and don't even use protection, be aware you may very well get an STD.
Celebacy > monogamous relationships > multiple partners with protection > multiple partners without protection....I'm not saying I think having a one night stand here or there is really dumb or irresponsible, but constantly sleeping with tons of different people and/or not using a condom is.