NEWS: A Letter for Hitler

Ha!

I love you.

Dead Hitler,
You may already be a winner!

Legend of the Welsh Lovespoon?

HAHAHahahahahahahaahahahaaha!!!!!!!

Sorry everyone, but the truth is funnier than fiction.

lol....that's great.

Dear Adolf,

OK, you were right and I was wrong. I surrender.

Your Friend,
Winston Churchill

PS: wish you were here!

Dearest Adolph,

This weekend sounds great. But, really, Adolph. The bunker, again? You're just not trying anymore.

Love,
Eva

[Edited on Feb 10, 2005 by SaintInsomniac]

Dear Adolf,

Don't worry, I'll take over ze American government from ze inside! Just give me half a century. Sieg Heil!

Sincerely,
An Infant Arnold Schwartzeneggar

You know, no matter what jokes are made in this thread, none of them are going to be funny as the fact that it's a fucking fifty year old postcard from Hitler.

Except the Geez's crack about crbodyjewelry.com, that shit was gold. "Wir füllen Ihre Bohrungen!"

Dear Mr Hitler

We regret to inform you that your application for an American Express Platinum Card has been denied.

If your circumstances change we look forward to recieving another application from you.

Best regards

American Express
Customer Service

[Edited on Feb 11, 2005 by Jibaili]

Mein Fuhrer:

You really need to do something about Col. Klink at Stalag 13 before something happens. I realize he has never allowed an escape, but most of the time it seems like the POWs are running the camp ... and that Hogan seems like trouble.

Sincerely,

General Burkholder

Dear Adolph,

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Yours faithfully,

Brigadier General Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.)

P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times.

Dear Schikelgrubber,

you're a cock, you're a cock, you're a cock

Tim

Oh man, you totally just made me laugh out loud right now.

Bwahahahaha! Precisely!

[Edited on Feb 10, 2005 by dictionary_girl]

Dearest Adolf,

Lighten the fuck up.

Love, Nietzsche

Damn you döppelposte!

[Edited on Feb 11, 2005 by googuse]

Dear Adol-

BOOM

Dear Mr. Hitler,
Your results are back from the lab. Congratulations sir, you are indeed pregnant.

Signed,
Dr. Falsennamen

One of my favorite TV shows.

Dear Mr. Adolph Hitler,

The copy of Our Bodies, Ourselves checked out on november 3, 1932 is overdue. Please return this as soon as possible along with the fee of $4,006.75. Thank you.

Sincerly,
The German National Library

Dear Adolf..

So Mr.Special, the law doesn't apply to you ?

-- Godwin

WINNER.