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FEB 10, 2005 12:52 AM
Samebeat said:
I just saw a commercial on MSNBC for a "home defibrilator" made by Phillips. For some reason, having those puppies laying around all over the place make me assume a slew of crazy news stories are to follow. I'd feel a little weird having one around my house. 
Most home defribilators have sensors to detect a heartbeat. The machine will check to make sure the heart has actually stopped before the safety will release and allow someone to be shocked. The people who make them are pretty aware that the general public is fuckwit stupid with high volatges. 
venomkid
I'm lost
January 2003
FEB 10, 2005 07:17 AM
FreakPirate said:
Samebeat said:
I just saw a commercial on MSNBC for a "home defibrilator" made by Phillips. For some reason, having those puppies laying around all over the place make me assume a slew of crazy news stories are to follow. I'd feel a little weird having one around my house.
Most home defribilators have sensors to detect a heartbeat. The machine will check to make sure the heart has actually stopped before the safety will release and allow someone to be shocked. The people who make them are pretty aware that the general public is fuckwit stupid with high volatges.
Dude, cheese sandwiches don't have a heartbeat! INSTANT GRILLED CHEESE. "CLEAR!" *BZZZZZTTFFTT* "SIR! PATIENT IS MELTY AND DELICIOUS!@*(!#%_"
FEB 10, 2005 07:39 AM
venomkid said:
FreakPirate said:
Samebeat said:
I just saw a commercial on MSNBC for a "home defibrilator" made by Phillips. For some reason, having those puppies laying around all over the place make me assume a slew of crazy news stories are to follow. I'd feel a little weird having one around my house.
Most home defribilators have sensors to detect a heartbeat. The machine will check to make sure the heart has actually stopped before the safety will release and allow someone to be shocked. The people who make them are pretty aware that the general public is fuckwit stupid with high volatges.
Dude, cheese sandwiches don't have a heartbeat! INSTANT GRILLED CHEESE. "CLEAR!" *BZZZZZTTFFTT* "SIR! PATIENT IS MELTY AND DELICIOUS!@*(!#%_"
you magnificient bastard...who needs a microwave
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Samebeat
Missoula, MT
September 2003
FEB 10, 2005 12:47 AM