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Samebeat

Samebeat

Missoula, MT
September 2003

FEB 10, 2005 12:47 AM

I just saw a commercial on MSNBC for a "home defibrilator" made by Phillips. For some reason, having those puppies laying around all over the place make me assume a slew of crazy news stories are to follow. I'd feel a little weird having one around my house. skull

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Calgary, AB
November 2002

FEB 10, 2005 12:52 AM

Samebeat said:
I just saw a commercial on MSNBC for a "home defibrilator" made by Phillips. For some reason, having those puppies laying around all over the place make me assume a slew of crazy news stories are to follow. I'd feel a little weird having one around my house. skull



Most home defribilators have sensors to detect a heartbeat. The machine will check to make sure the heart has actually stopped before the safety will release and allow someone to be shocked. The people who make them are pretty aware that the general public is fuckwit stupid with high volatges. tongue

venomkid

venomkid

I'm lost
January 2003

FEB 10, 2005 07:17 AM

FreakPirate said:

Samebeat said:
I just saw a commercial on MSNBC for a "home defibrilator" made by Phillips. For some reason, having those puppies laying around all over the place make me assume a slew of crazy news stories are to follow. I'd feel a little weird having one around my house. skull


Most home defribilators have sensors to detect a heartbeat. The machine will check to make sure the heart has actually stopped before the safety will release and allow someone to be shocked. The people who make them are pretty aware that the general public is fuckwit stupid with high volatges. tongue



Dude, cheese sandwiches don't have a heartbeat! INSTANT GRILLED CHEESE. "CLEAR!" *BZZZZZTTFFTT* "SIR! PATIENT IS MELTY AND DELICIOUS!@*(!#%_"

micajah

micajah

Mcallen, TX
January 2003

FEB 10, 2005 07:35 AM

venomkid said:
Dude, cheese sandwiches don't have a heartbeat! INSTANT GRILLED CHEESE. "CLEAR!" *BZZZZZTTFFTT* "SIR! PATIENT IS MELTY AND DELICIOUS!@*(!#%_"



Hahaha. Comic Genius!

Tadzi

Tadzi

New Brunswick, NJ
April 2003

FEB 10, 2005 07:39 AM

venomkid said:

FreakPirate said:

Samebeat said:
I just saw a commercial on MSNBC for a "home defibrilator" made by Phillips. For some reason, having those puppies laying around all over the place make me assume a slew of crazy news stories are to follow. I'd feel a little weird having one around my house. skull


Most home defribilators have sensors to detect a heartbeat. The machine will check to make sure the heart has actually stopped before the safety will release and allow someone to be shocked. The people who make them are pretty aware that the general public is fuckwit stupid with high volatges. tongue



Dude, cheese sandwiches don't have a heartbeat! INSTANT GRILLED CHEESE. "CLEAR!" *BZZZZZTTFFTT* "SIR! PATIENT IS MELTY AND DELICIOUS!@*(!#%_"



you magnificient bastard...who needs a microwave