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SexyBeast

SexyBeast

Metairie, LA
July 2004

FEB 09, 2005 08:48 PM

I had to post it. I normally don't post anything from e-mail but I thought this was so funny.

The President is Depressed

A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, DC, came to a
dead
halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems
worse
than
usual."

He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars
so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the holdup?"
The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his
motorcade
and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on
fire.
He
says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or
the
worsening deficit and economy, or that his tax cuts will help anyone
except
his wealthy friends. So we're taking up a collection for him."

The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies, "About four gallons, but a lot of folks are
still
siphoning."

paintedbat

paintedbat

Toronto, ON
October 2004

FEB 09, 2005 08:52 PM

lol awesome!

_El_Zilcho_

_El_Zilcho_

Nashua, NH
April 2003

FEB 09, 2005 08:54 PM

Ha!

inkncarrots

inkncarrots

San Diego, CA
March 2004

FEB 09, 2005 08:56 PM

smile

MaryBee

MaryBee

I'm lost
October 2004

FEB 09, 2005 08:57 PM

I'll donate. biggrin Anything for a good cause.

datsun

datsun

Yountville, CA
October 2004

FEB 09, 2005 09:02 PM

Yay!

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

FEB 09, 2005 09:05 PM

meh.

Clairevoyance

Clairevoyance

Tallahassee, FL
July 2004

FEB 09, 2005 09:56 PM

tongue

NiMiiPuu

NiMiiPuu

Rochester, NH
November 2004

FEB 09, 2005 10:05 PM

biggrin tongue thats fucking awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!

ACarr

ACarr

Asheville, NC
November 2004

FEB 09, 2005 10:10 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Very good, I will have to tell that one a work tomorrow.

Holden_Caulfield

Holden_Caulfield

Ann Arbor, MI
April 2004

FEB 09, 2005 10:11 PM

Hey, thanks for the joke! wink

I posted it in the Liberal Politics group.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

FEB 09, 2005 10:20 PM

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA biggrin

Cynicality360

Cynicality360

Jacksonville, FL
February 2005

FEB 09, 2005 10:21 PM

ha!!!!!!!! that's badass!!! tongue

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

FEB 09, 2005 10:26 PM

sweet

venomkid

venomkid

I'm lost
January 2003

FEB 10, 2005 12:12 AM

HAHAHA Nice. I like it. Nice and interchangeable, too.

Bobdylan5

Bobdylan5

San Diego, CA
November 2004

FEB 10, 2005 12:42 AM

That is funny!

AceTracer

AceTracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

FEB 10, 2005 12:52 AM

Normally I'd think the joke was in bad taste, but considering it is DC and they did vote 9 to 1 against him, I'd say it's probably pretty accurate.

SexyBeast

SexyBeast

Metairie, LA
July 2004

FEB 10, 2005 08:12 AM

I forgot all about this post. I'm happy it had a good response and you are all welcome.

viator

viator

Torrance, CA
December 2004

FEB 10, 2005 11:38 AM

oh, i thought this would be about the trade deficit wink

funny,
i've got a gas card if that helps smile

monkeybutt

monkeybutt

I'm lost
May 2004

FEB 10, 2005 12:58 PM

smile