NEWS: Rugby Rocks My Balls Off

CULTURE: Rugby Rocks My Balls Off

On Sunday, millions of Americans tuned into the Super Bowl to see who would claim the Vince Lombardi Trophy. Regardless if you were backing the Patriots or the Eagles one thing's certain, your genitals weren't mutilated. Maybe we should have been watching rugby.

Once again, England proves that Americans have no true passion when it comes to athletics.

That guy is hardcore.

I still whine and complain about the time I got lightly kicked in the testicles back in '99

Ah the Welsh. The part of Britain everybody forgets about
Still, that's taking something a llllllllittle to far. I guess the question is, did the guy have them reattached? and how much pain must he have been in when he sobered up?

Mental Illness: Always funny.

what. a. pillock.

this was in the Daily Mirror eh? oh then it must be true

no man could cut off his own balls and then walk 200 meters without collapsing from pain, shock, loss of blood, etc

oh and by the way, rugby sucks ass, like every other sport

England proves? Surely Britain?

oh and OMG that's crazy. Wasn't there like a trail of blood? I'm guessing he has/doesn't want kids?

So this pub, what's the name, I want to make a mental note to avoid it and any of the 'characters' that frequent there.

i hate when i sit down too fast and squash my balls...this guy thankully won't be passing on those wonky genes

Not tryin' to be an asshole here, and I'm sure you were just joking with that last line and not intending to start a discussion about global sports passions, but I don't think the antics of a Welsh rugby fan at a pub in Wales leads to England proving that Americans have no passion.

Just sayin'

Oh. You meant England.
Pffft, genitalia.

As I've been loudly telling anyone from outside the country for years, when you have to dress up in foam and head gear to toss a ball around, you can't call yourself Tuff.

Drunk Englishmen are always good for a laugh.

So many rugby games, so few testacles.

Hey! Great to see Tana Umaga!!! And that was a helluva match....

He was a Welshman!

Yeah- a definite distinction needs to be made- the guy was from Wales.
The Welsh prove that the English have no passion for sport by doing absurd things.

How could the guy even walk after cutting his balls off, let alone get back down to the club?

Someone needs an editor.

Someone needs to always stop dropping by posts and leaving rude and aggrevating remarks. Be cheery, have more sex, and enjoy a good laugh now and then buddy!

So, this remark is not meant to be rude or aggravating? Gotcha.

My posses got my back, yo!

"back in the day" no more!!! He's coming back!! (well, maybe).

Article here.

Another here

[Edited on Feb 09, 2005 by Thriftx2Horatio]

Ahhh, the many stages of drunk.

1) Coolest guy in the bar
2) Funniest guy in the bar
3) Smartest guy in the bar
4) Toughest guy in the bar
5) Invisible ("Fuck it, I'll just piss on the bar, no one's gonna see me!")

This guy apparently hit #4, bypassed #5 and went straight to round 2, which is the same as round 1 except you substitute "hospital" for "bar".

FUCKING HELL BOYO

That guy has a lot of balls. Well, he used to.

I think we can chalk that up to one of those things you would regret in the morning.

Poor Guy. But at least he kept his word.

"Once again, England proves that American's have no true passion when it comes to athletics."

once again america proves how good it is at geography, Wales isnt England,