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EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

FEB 08, 2005 01:39 PM

What would you say is the Coolest Animal Ever? The criteria is pretty open. The animal must be a real animal and must have lived on Earth for some period of time. It can be extinct, it can be the newest animal ever.

Now, Coolest Animal Ever...GO!

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

FEB 08, 2005 01:44 PM

Dogs. Can't fuck with them, don't even try.

Let the beastiality jokes commence!

PeetyMcGee

PeetyMcGee

New York, NY
November 2003

FEB 08, 2005 01:46 PM

Bobdylan5

Bobdylan5

San Diego, CA
November 2004

FEB 08, 2005 01:47 PM

Cats. And they know they are cool too.

Samebeat

Samebeat

Missoula, MT
September 2003

FEB 08, 2005 01:47 PM

What's 80 feet long, has 6-7" teeth, ate whales for snacks and like weighed between 10 and 20 tons?

Carcharodon Megalodon


If sharks are fucking assholes, this one's the worst. skull

Cash

Cash

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

FEB 08, 2005 01:49 PM

A liger...bred for its skills in magic.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

FEB 08, 2005 01:50 PM

I'm glad someone got the inevitable Liger reference out of the way early. wink

desmobile

desmobile

France
February 2004

FEB 08, 2005 01:52 PM

Shojo

Shojo

Berkeley, CA
December 2003

FEB 08, 2005 01:55 PM

The Windows error message. This animal's natural habitat is within a standard PC, and its diet consists of angry shrieks and your delicious tears of sorrow.



[Edited on Feb 08, 2005 by Shojo]

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

FEB 08, 2005 01:55 PM

Though you may consider them to be fucking assholes, sharks are pretty fucking badass animals.

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

FEB 08, 2005 01:56 PM

Samebeat said:
What's 80 feet long, has 6-7" teeth, ate whales for snacks and like weighed between 10 and 20 tons?

Carcharodon Megalodon


If sharks are fucking assholes, this one's the worst. skull



You ever see that movie Megalodon? Yeah, that fuckin' sucked. Talk about asshole sharks.

Lecia

Lecia

Cleveland, OH
July 2004

FEB 08, 2005 01:57 PM

I agree with Bobdylan5 & desmobile biggrin

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

FEB 08, 2005 01:58 PM

i love frogs, you got deadly poison frogs, beautifull frogs, transparant frogs, frogs that stick to glass, frogs that can glide, frogs with hair, frogs with tadpoles bigger than the frog they'll become, frogs that look like a pile of cow dung, frogs that are invading australia, frogs the size of a rabbit, frogs the size of a penny, frogs that can freeze themselfs inside a block of ice and survive, frogs that blow up like a balloon, frogs with the temper of a bulldog.

I Love Frogs!

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

FEB 08, 2005 02:15 PM

Son of a bitch, double post. I blame the panda.

[Edited on Feb 08, 2005 by dictionary_girl]

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Montreal, QC
May 2003

FEB 08, 2005 02:19 PM

No question -

Cuttlefish.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

FEB 08, 2005 02:19 PM

No one suspects the panda bear.
They will tear you motherfucking limb from limb if you get in their way.
They are strong and powerful and...

awwwwww, panda!


AnnaLee

AnnaLee

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

FEB 08, 2005 02:20 PM

Chinese Painted Quails. They are like quails but they are the size of a robin. The boy quails throw themselves on the ground in a triangle shape to get attention from the girl ones and they make a noise like piow piow piow all the time and cry when they are separated from each other.


[Edited on Feb 08, 2005 by AnnaLee]

CaptainSpikey

CaptainSpikey

United Kingdom
February 2005

FEB 08, 2005 02:23 PM

I'm with you on the cuttlefish.

TedKoppel

TedKoppel

Glendale, AZ
March 2004

FEB 08, 2005 02:23 PM

A tie between the duck-billed platypus and spiny anteater. They are the punk rock animals of the mammal kingdom. They don't give a FUCK about our stupid fucking definition of mammals, they're laying fucking eggs and there ain't shit we can do about it. Motherfuckers.

CaptainSpikey

CaptainSpikey

United Kingdom
February 2005

FEB 08, 2005 02:25 PM

Although, thorny devils are cool too.

CaptainSpikey

CaptainSpikey

United Kingdom
February 2005

FEB 08, 2005 02:26 PM

yo, platypusses (platypii?) aren't mammals, they're monotremes. wink

nolovetildeath

nolovetildeath

San Francisco, CA
February 2004

FEB 08, 2005 02:26 PM

I'm gonna have to go with the Afro Growing Bully Breed

pygmy

pygmy

Nashville, TN
July 2004

FEB 08, 2005 02:28 PM

THE BLOOP.

Runners-up:

Aye-ayes



Pufferfish



Ostriches



Flying squirrels



Fishing cats



and sugar-gliders, especially when they drive swanky pink cars

Solaris

Solaris

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

FEB 08, 2005 02:33 PM

uhmm.... the song 'strange animal' by gowan. well, if that was an animal, it would be real cool.

MeatWad

MeatWad

United Kingdom
December 2003

FEB 08, 2005 02:33 PM

The cockadactile.


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