Coolest Animal Ever.

What would you say is the Coolest Animal Ever? The criteria is pretty open. The animal must be a real animal and must have lived on Earth for some period of time. It can be extinct, it can be the newest animal ever.

Now, Coolest Animal Ever...GO!

Dogs. Can't fuck with them, don't even try.

Let the beastiality jokes commence!

Cats. And they know they are cool too.

What's 80 feet long, has 6-7" teeth, ate whales for snacks and like weighed between 10 and 20 tons?

Carcharodon Megalodon

If sharks are fucking assholes, this one's the worst.

A liger...bred for its skills in magic.

I'm glad someone got the inevitable Liger reference out of the way early.

this strange animal

The Windows error message. This animal's natural habitat is within a standard PC, and its diet consists of angry shrieks and your delicious tears of sorrow.



[Edited on Feb 08, 2005 by Shojo]

Though you may consider them to be fucking assholes, sharks are pretty fucking badass animals.

I agree with Bobdylan5 & desmobile

i love frogs, you got deadly poison frogs, beautifull frogs, transparant frogs, frogs that stick to glass, frogs that can glide, frogs with hair, frogs with tadpoles bigger than the frog they'll become, frogs that look like a pile of cow dung, frogs that are invading australia, frogs the size of a rabbit, frogs the size of a penny, frogs that can freeze themselfs inside a block of ice and survive, frogs that blow up like a balloon, frogs with the temper of a bulldog.

I Love Frogs!

Son of a bitch, double post. I blame the panda.

[Edited on Feb 08, 2005 by dictionary_girl]

No question -

Cuttlefish.

No one suspects the panda bear.
They will tear you motherfucking limb from limb if you get in their way.
They are strong and powerful and...

awwwwww, panda!

I'm with you on the cuttlefish.

A tie between the duck-billed platypus and spiny anteater. They are the punk rock animals of the mammal kingdom. They don't give a FUCK about our stupid fucking definition of mammals, they're laying fucking eggs and there ain't shit we can do about it. Motherfuckers.

Although, thorny devils are cool too.

yo, platypusses (platypii?) aren't mammals, they're monotremes.

I'm gonna have to go with the Afro Growing Bully Breed

THE BLOOP.

Runners-up:

Aye-ayes



Pufferfish



Ostriches



Flying squirrels



Fishing cats



and sugar-gliders, especially when they drive swanky pink cars

The cockadactile.