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EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

FEB 06, 2005 08:11 PM

Is it possible to kill super hero and all around popular guy Wolverine aka Logan aka Patch aka Weapon X?

How would YOU do it?

CaptBlackHeart

CaptBlackHeart

Denver, CO
August 2004

FEB 06, 2005 08:16 PM

beings as he heals so quick, you would have to make him lose a whole lot of blood at once, like a shit load. also keeping in mind that his bones are completly unbreakable. he is not capable to poisen or disease or anything like that. you would have to do somethin like maybe a thousand ninjas in one simoltaneous attack. maybe that could do it. but i stress maybe, this would definitly be one difficult task.

GoatsGoToHell

GoatsGoToHell

USA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 06, 2005 08:17 PM

Shoot him into the sun, assuming you can get him there. surreal

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

FEB 06, 2005 08:18 PM

Suffocation.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

FEB 06, 2005 08:19 PM

urine

NoFi

NoFi

Redondo Beach, CA
February 2004

FEB 06, 2005 08:24 PM

eraser

fuck

fuck

Detroit, MI
April 2004

FEB 06, 2005 08:25 PM

I remember an old comic book. He fought magneto. He actually flatlined. Magnet broke him. (Adamantium being metal is under Magneto's control.) They buried him. Blah Blah Blah...His body regenerates and BAM! he claws his way to the surface. His only weakness is the aging process. If you can accelerate his aging process, you could possibly kill him. You'd have to have speed like the Flash or QUicksilver. If they could get him sedated long enough maybe they could use their speed to thrust him foreward through time by himself thus aging quickly. but that probably would never work. In other words, Wolverine can't be killed by anyone. Just age.

daveglss79828

daveglss79828

Miami, FL
January 2004

FEB 06, 2005 08:27 PM

drown wolverine... no way he can regenerate from that...

AndersWolleck

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY
February 2003

FEB 06, 2005 08:27 PM

cut his throat

Doghouse_Reilly

doghouse_reilly

I'm lost
February 2004

FEB 06, 2005 08:28 PM

Batarang through the eyeball.

RIP Logan.

He's not Lobo, people.

ZakSmith

ZakSmith

Los Angeles, CA
August 2003

FEB 06, 2005 08:30 PM

put him in a What If? comic. He dies in almost every single one.

crackedhead

crackedhead

San Jose, CA
September 2004

FEB 06, 2005 08:32 PM

With Wolverine having both an unbreakable adamantium coating on his skeleton and the ability to heal super quickly traditonal methods of mutant killing won't work. I've put a lot of thought into this and I think one way to kill him would be to knock his ass out, thow him into a large container of acid, permanantly seal said container of acid, then bury it. The acid will eat all organic material and prevent any regenration of his tissue. The adamantium will protect his bones however, so if the skeleton is ever taken out of the container of acid it is possible for cell regeneration to occur. Because his bones will be kept in the acid, any subsequent attempt for him body to fully regenerate will cause the cells to be immediately destroyed. So technically he won't be dead, but being a motionless skeleton is just as good. Feel my skills.

Crim

Crim

HOPEFUL

Portland, OR

FEB 06, 2005 08:36 PM

crackedhead said:
With Wolverine having both an unbreakable adamantium coating on his skeleton and the ability to heal super quickly traditonal methods of mutant killing won't work. I've put a lot of thought into this and I think one way to kill him would be to knock his ass out, thow him into a large container of acid, permanantly seal said container of acid, then bury it. The acid will eat all organic material and prevent any regenration of his tissue. The adamantium will protect his bones however, so if the skeleton is ever taken out of the container of acid it is possible for cell regeneration to occur. Because his bones will be kept in the acid, any subsequent attempt for him body to fully regenerate will cause the cells to be immediately destroyed. So technically he won't be dead, but being a motionless skeleton is just as good. Feel my skills.


Or you could, y'know, just cut off his head.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

FEB 06, 2005 08:38 PM

nofiradio said:
eraser



biggrin

No but seriously, folks, find a way to melt the adamantium, and then bleed out. I'm envisioning Pyro, a batallion of leeches, and Magneto to hold him still.

[Edited on Feb 06, 2005 by dictionary_girl]

Doghouse_Reilly

doghouse_reilly

I'm lost
February 2004

FEB 06, 2005 08:38 PM

crackedhead said:
With Wolverine having both an unbreakable adamantium coating on his skeleton and the ability to heal super quickly traditonal methods of mutant killing won't work. I've put a lot of thought into this and I think one way to kill him would be to knock his ass out, thow him into a large container of acid, permanantly seal said container of acid, then bury it. The acid will eat all organic material and prevent any regenration of his tissue. The adamantium will protect his bones however, so if the skeleton is ever taken out of the container of acid it is possible for cell regeneration to occur. Because his bones will be kept in the acid, any subsequent attempt for him body to fully regenerate will cause the cells to be immediately destroyed. So technically he won't be dead, but being a motionless skeleton is just as good. Feel my skills.



Again, he's not Lobo. Lobo can regenerate from a single drop of blood. Wolverine can heal fast enough to recover from almost any mortal wound, but he's still mortal.

Although, I haven't been keeping up with any of that Ultimate stuff. Ultimate Wolverine could be the soul-patched Beyonder for all I know.

*edited to say: And besides, how are you gonna knock his ass out to start with? Wolverine took a punch from the Hulk and just staggered around a little bit.

[Edited on Feb 06, 2005 by Doghouse_Reilly]

crackedhead

crackedhead

San Jose, CA
September 2004

FEB 06, 2005 08:41 PM

Crim said:

crackedhead said:
With Wolverine having both an unbreakable adamantium coating on his skeleton and the ability to heal super quickly traditonal methods of mutant killing won't work. I've put a lot of thought into this and I think one way to kill him would be to knock his ass out, thow him into a large container of acid, permanantly seal said container of acid, then bury it. The acid will eat all organic material and prevent any regenration of his tissue. The adamantium will protect his bones however, so if the skeleton is ever taken out of the container of acid it is possible for cell regeneration to occur. Because his bones will be kept in the acid, any subsequent attempt for him body to fully regenerate will cause the cells to be immediately destroyed. So technically he won't be dead, but being a motionless skeleton is just as good. Feel my skills.


Or you could, y'know, just cut off his head.



Argh! You can't cut off his head because the unbreakable adamantium is protecting his spine too. The slit in his throat will heal super fast, so he might be unconscious but not actually dead.

Doghouse_Reilly

doghouse_reilly

I'm lost
February 2004

FEB 06, 2005 08:44 PM

crackedhead said:

Crim said:

crackedhead said:
With Wolverine having both an unbreakable adamantium coating on his skeleton and the ability to heal super quickly traditonal methods of mutant killing won't work. I've put a lot of thought into this and I think one way to kill him would be to knock his ass out, thow him into a large container of acid, permanantly seal said container of acid, then bury it. The acid will eat all organic material and prevent any regenration of his tissue. The adamantium will protect his bones however, so if the skeleton is ever taken out of the container of acid it is possible for cell regeneration to occur. Because his bones will be kept in the acid, any subsequent attempt for him body to fully regenerate will cause the cells to be immediately destroyed. So technically he won't be dead, but being a motionless skeleton is just as good. Feel my skills.


Or you could, y'know, just cut off his head.



Argh! You can't cut off his head because the unbreakable adamantium is protecting his spine too. The slit in his throat will heal super fast, so he might be unconscious but not actually dead.



His tendons aren't adamantium, and there are gaps between the vertebrae. With a bit of luck anyone could decapitate Wolverine.

Anyway, this whole discussion is moot, because the golden rule of comics is that only Bucky stays dead. smile

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

FEB 06, 2005 08:46 PM

dictionary_girl said:

nofiradio said:
eraser



biggrin

No but seriously, folks, find a way to melt the adamantium, and then bleed out. I'm envisioning Pyro, a batallion of leeches, and Magneto to hold him still.



Dictionary_Girl is like my favorite new girl ever. love

But adamantium can only be melted at EXTREME temperatures. By that time his flesh would have been burned clean from his bones. See: Days of Future Past when the Sentinal aces Wolverine.

CaptBlackHeart

CaptBlackHeart

Denver, CO
August 2004

FEB 06, 2005 08:47 PM

Crim said:

crackedhead said:
With Wolverine having both an unbreakable adamantium coating on his skeleton and the ability to heal super quickly traditonal methods of mutant killing won't work. I've put a lot of thought into this and I think one way to kill him would be to knock his ass out, thow him into a large container of acid, permanantly seal said container of acid, then bury it. The acid will eat all organic material and prevent any regenration of his tissue. The adamantium will protect his bones however, so if the skeleton is ever taken out of the container of acid it is possible for cell regeneration to occur. Because his bones will be kept in the acid, any subsequent attempt for him body to fully regenerate will cause the cells to be immediately destroyed. So technically he won't be dead, but being a motionless skeleton is just as good. Feel my skills.


Or you could, y'know, just cut off his head.




actually no you couldn't, you wouldn't be able to cut through the bone, it's unbreakable

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

FEB 06, 2005 08:48 PM

And I love you Doghouse, but in the pantheon of comic book geeks, Lobo fans have GOT to be the most obnoxious. wink tongue biggrin

AndersWolleck

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY
February 2003

FEB 06, 2005 08:48 PM

CaptBlackHeart said:

Crim said:

crackedhead said:
With Wolverine having both an unbreakable adamantium coating on his skeleton and the ability to heal super quickly traditonal methods of mutant killing won't work. I've put a lot of thought into this and I think one way to kill him would be to knock his ass out, thow him into a large container of acid, permanantly seal said container of acid, then bury it. The acid will eat all organic material and prevent any regenration of his tissue. The adamantium will protect his bones however, so if the skeleton is ever taken out of the container of acid it is possible for cell regeneration to occur. Because his bones will be kept in the acid, any subsequent attempt for him body to fully regenerate will cause the cells to be immediately destroyed. So technically he won't be dead, but being a motionless skeleton is just as good. Feel my skills.


Or you could, y'know, just cut off his head.




actually no you couldn't, you wouldn't be able to cut through the bone, it's unbreakable




number one, since its a mixture of bone and adamantium its almsot unbreakable. also are you part of a special new breed of human who has bones in his necK?

crackedhead

crackedhead

San Jose, CA
September 2004

FEB 06, 2005 08:49 PM

Doghouse_Reilly said:

crackedhead said:
With Wolverine having both an unbreakable adamantium coating on his skeleton and the ability to heal super quickly traditonal methods of mutant killing won't work. I've put a lot of thought into this and I think one way to kill him would be to knock his ass out, thow him into a large container of acid, permanantly seal said container of acid, then bury it. The acid will eat all organic material and prevent any regenration of his tissue. The adamantium will protect his bones however, so if the skeleton is ever taken out of the container of acid it is possible for cell regeneration to occur. Because his bones will be kept in the acid, any subsequent attempt for him body to fully regenerate will cause the cells to be immediately destroyed. So technically he won't be dead, but being a motionless skeleton is just as good. Feel my skills.



Again, he's not Lobo. Lobo can regenerate from a single drop of blood. Wolverine can heal fast enough to recover from almost any mortal wound, but he's still mortal.

Although, I haven't been keeping up with any of that Ultimate stuff. Ultimate Wolverine could be the soul-patched Beyonder for all I know.

*edited to say: And besides, how are you gonna knock his ass out to start with? Wolverine took a punch from the Hulk and just staggered around a little bit.

[Edited on Feb 06, 2005 by Doghouse_Reilly]



I don't know if it has ever been decided in the comics if Wolverine could heal from having all tissue from his body destroyed, but a healing factor is a healing factor. As long as there is something left living of his body (in this case his adamantium encased bones) he should be able to regenerate. As for knocking him out, he should be able to be knocked unconscious by powerful tranquilizers at least for a minute, and a minute is all you'd need to through him into a container of acid. Also someone with telekinesis could just lift him up and through him into the container, he can't fight what he can't touch.

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

FEB 06, 2005 08:50 PM

This is the absolute dorkiest discussion I've ever seen on these boards.

It fucking rocks! biggrin kiss



That said -- drown him, shoot him into space where there's no oxygen.. what about freezing? Can adamantium be frozen at an extremely low temp and shattered?

Also, why would you want to kill Wolverine? He's kinda awesome.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

FEB 06, 2005 08:51 PM

The answer is simple: You slay him on the dance floor. Logan don't dance.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

FEB 06, 2005 08:53 PM

Shalome said:
That said -- drown him, shoot him into space where there's no oxygen.. what about freezing? Can adamantium be frozen at an extremely low temp and shattered?



Drowning would work, I would think. Space, too, I suppose. I think he'd be able to both withstand and stop the freezing process. Perhaps the healing factor would somehow work against the freezing of the cells themselves?

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