I hate hearing my roomate have sex

My fiance and I live in an apartment with VERY thin walls. I have now been sitting downstairs for about 30min with the sounds of moaning and squeeky bedsprings invading my brain from our roomate's room directly above. Bleh.

30 minutes? That's must be some kind of new world record for stamina and endurance.

Are you serious?

Why arn't you having sex?

You could have a competition to see who's the loudest/ last the longest.

I clearly am.

i can't decide which is worse, hearing my roommates fuck across the hall and hearing her loud moans and the slapslapslap, or when they blare really loud music to cover it up and then I just sit here angry that they're loud but know I can't say anything because they're naked.

So I feel so you.

At an old apartment my roomie and I could hear the people above us when they fucked, I had to fight an urge to leave a note under their door saying 'I know what you're doing in there..."

haha, me and my boy did that a couple nights ago actually. I think we won
He's at work now, though.

Thank goodness the only times I lived with roommates where once with a married couple who hadn't had sex in over a year and once with a boy who only had sex at his girl's house. I have been oh so lucky.

The loud sex thing is just one of the many reasons that I will never have roommates again.

My ex-girlfriend and I used to hear her parents having sex in the bedroom upstairs, so we fought fire with fire and had some sex of our own to distract us.

It worked out well for everyone.

i once came home to be met with screaming orgasms coming from my housemate's room (which is downstairs. so i slammed te door and stamped upstairs as loud as i could, they didn't notice.
i could live with her screaming orgasm, his was a bit off-putting though

The only time i really hear it is when i'm at a party some place. Usually then me and a few of my friends will run in the room and turn the lights on....then usually i'll jump into bed with them.

I feel for you. I hope it gets better. And I'm trying really hard to not make a snarky comment about it being West Virginia and that if they aren't related you should consider that a small victory. But I guess I didn't do a good job of that. But I do feel bad for you and I have nothing against West Va. or anyone from there, I just have a genetic flaw that makes me sieze any opportunity for a bad joke.

If it makes you feel better, my first night of college was spent listening to 2 of my roommates having drunken gay sex while I was in the room.

Where I'm living at the moment there are 2 other guys. Only one of them has ever brought anyone home ... and I've never heard them. They must be doing it wrong.

Myself and the other guy .. we just go to their place. This place is too much of a fucking messs.

Well then I can say that record's been broken.

I've lived in WV most of my life and have never met anyone who was in a relationship with a member of their family. But due to your genetic disorder i'll forgive you for making such a tactless statement.

Thank you, I'm an idiot, thanks for understanding that.

Everyone should have louder longer sex. It would make the world a happier place.

Agreed. But if they're doing it while I'm not getting any... I sure as hell had better not hear it.

i don't mind hearing my neighbors have sex... it's the knock-down, drag-out fights that get me. i mean, honestly, how both of them are not constantly walking around with bloody limbs, bruises, and hoarse throats, i'll never know.

I bet that next morning was awkward

Oh definetly, people should share more too.

"Soooo....I'm going out for coffee, anyone need anything? A cushion maybe? No? Ok then just the coffee."

wow, i'm always at the house of the guy whose boots i'm knocking.........i hope his roomates don't hear us. i think i do a good job being quiet.