SOLISIS Q BREAKS FREE!!!!

EMERGENCY!
Solisis has defected the agency and seized control of the Q station molecular remapping system! With this power he is virtually UNSTOPPABLE! in but a couple days his strength wil reach inhuman status and the entire world will be in grave danger!

AMASS, AGENTS! WE MUST PULL TOGETHER TO STOP THIS VILLAIN!!!
AGENTS REPORT HERE!

seeBattle Footage inside Q Station stronghold for actual footage of Solisis taking the lower section B control room of Q station one!

sweet a mission....*hums mission impossible theme*

impossible NOTHING!
Cue CRADLE OF FILTH and thrash the halls as i destroy EVERYTHING in my path!!!!!!!
BA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!!!

i can totally dress up like a ninja

AGENT L!!!! KILL ALL! MISSION: KILL ALL!!!!!
BREAK!!!

Ut oh, I guess I will have to alert SG HQ and have a special mission squad take care of this.

Too bad our best agent, myself, am already too busy fight Dr. Libido.

***Special Transmission to Solisis Q***
From: Obscurus
1st: Obscurius International withdraws it's offers. Your actions are detrimental to our plans.
2nd: Be aware that we have deployed a special team of extraterrestrial agents equiped with enough weapons to make the entire solar system uninhabitable and a pathalogical desire to devour your internal organs.

You have been warned. Desist at once and I will call off my dogs.
***End Transmission***

You are one odd fellow.

*John Wayne voice*

Well, there, hombre... I don't think the station's got room enuogh for the both of us...
I think ya'd best head on out, or there's gonna be some kinda whup-ass goin' down...

BAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAM!
the ring of my machine gun!
the enemy falls to pieces and off solisis goes.
disappears into the lurks and resets the retical
going once, going twice.... boom

Somebody woke up on the homicidal side of the bed this morning!!!!!

Now you just settle yourself down mister , you've been warned about the mass murder and the threatening the human race haven't you ? NO MORE KILLING !!!! Why can't you get a normal hobby that doesn't involve the obliteration of all life on Earth like the other kids ?

Now goto your room and think about what you've done!!!!

*John Wayne voice*

Goddamnit now pilgrim, now you've gone an' made me mad!
I've been dead for near 20 years now, d'ya think a few pesky ole bullets are gonna do anything other than piss me off?
*sound of a hammer cocking back on a ridiculously large 6 shooter*
Here - take that you little pissant....

BLAM

BLAM, BLAM

devilman:
6 shooter nothing!
My raging bull cassull holds 5 rounds cause the bullets are so HUGE!!!!!!

now what was that you said to me?

/* Model MS-334 is scanning...*/

{call function get.Scan

{get.Scan

{if value.Scan == 0
then enable.Retreat)

{if value.Scan == 1
then enable.KILL}
}
}

***Special Transmission to Solisis Q***
From: Obscurus
I changed my mind. Let the killing continue, it will distract attention from my own projects. If you find yourself in need of any ridiculously destructive equipment, let me know. Otherwise, carry on.
***End Transmission****

hmmm....heh.....*shoves probes up eeryones asssses to keep track of them*


hehehe


the evil chicken order strikes

and recruiting people too!!!

*John Wayne voice*

Awww, pilgrim, now you've gone and done it"
Ya made the Duke mad!

Here - try this on for size

*Pulls cover off of ring mounted Chain Gun*

WhizZzzzzZZZZZzZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZZzzZZZ

the jungle came alive and took him

Silently awaits Agent Fury. Silent, Ever Watchful. The Enamy cant see me comeing, they get a glance, a shot, but it strikes nothing but metal.. they can hear the sounds of the ever learking beast, yet cant see me, Heavy breathing followed by smooth, rythmic, not theirs someone elses, the group has gathered, rounded up like some sic hurd. suddenly a large bang, like a gun shot, and there I stand, silent and grinning. They shoot, but most miss. some however connect, but with an unexpected responce. Agent Furry is no mear mortal! the bullets bounce harmlessly as I close in. Quick sharp movements and the bodys begain to fly, first a right cross shattering a helmit, a duck uner a gun butt. shoulder, sway, Punch, another hits the ground, helmit shattered. Spin to a kick and another flying to my side. the last one stands in awe at the carnage, but no where to run. The hand raises, and at speeds seeming to break the speed of sound a shatter soldier slumps to the ground, and just as fast, Im gone.

Another group hunting Agent Solisis removed from the playing field.

Then the jungle spat him back out again. He was too bitter, even for the jungle.

"Dammit boy! What is your major malfunction!!??!!"

*Climbs into turret of M1A1 Abrahms Main Battle Tank*

"Load AP Sabot - we'll show this fucker!!!"

BOOM

only scorched ground remains where the army of Solisis Q once stood.

Solisis is an army of one
unstoppable
the ground is scorched, yes. but you didn't see me escape. the eyes deceive you, the facts remain
solisis still at large...
i do believe the only one with the power to stop me is suiciety....
and then there were two....or one... we're the same, he and I

*puts solisis in a cage and watchs him run around on hamster wheel*


aww.....isn't that cute

I see you captured one of my clones. I should have sent them through taining 360 in the omega unit. shows what you get for saving a few pennies.
dispose of him. i programmed them all with no history so as to prevent any information leaks. he is useless to you!

For all your super villan needs!!!!