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walkswithbears

walkswithbears

United Kingdom
March 2003

JAN 28, 2005 12:08 PM

i never thought anything from livejournal would ever make me laugh! this is hilarious, in a kind of tragically retro way....


Presenting........l33t h4xx0r th34tre
P1r4t3s 0f Teh C4r1bb34n: Teh Curs3 0f teh Bl4ck P34rl



*******
Young Elizabeth Swann: p1r4t3s r0xx0r
Governor Swann: d00d, p1r4t3s r teh 3vul
Young Will Turner: omg wtf th4t suxx0r3d
Elizabeth: *st34ls teh m3d4ll10n*

*******
Will Turner: s3xx0r m3 3l1z4b3th
Governor: l053r
Elizabeth: l8r d00d
Captain Jack Sparrow: i m teh cr4zy
British Soldiers: wtf????//
Commodore Norrington: s3xx0r m3 3l1z4b3th
Elizabeth: *f41ntz*
Cap'n Jack: omg i g0tt4 s4v3 h3r
Soldiers: d00d u r t0tlly bu5t3d
Cap'n Jack: wtf suxx0r!!!111
Norrington: d00d th1s p1r4t3 == teh sukc
The Evil Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!1111
Elizabeth: p4rl4y!!11
The Pirates: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Elizabeth: i m 3l1z4bth turn3r
Captain Barbossa: g1mm3 teh m3d4ll10n
Elizabeth: l3mm3 g0 1st
Barbossa: 0k
Elizabeth: h3r3z j00r l3wt
Barbossa: h4 h4 h4 h4 i l13d
Elizabeth: wtf suxx0r!!!1

*******
Will: w3 g0tt4 s4v3 3l1z4b3th!!!11
Governor: l053r
Norrington: l053r
Will: d00d h3lp m3 s4v3 3l1z4b3th
Cap'n Jack: l3mm3 0ut 1st
Will: 0k
Cap'n Jack: i m teh cr4zy
Will: wtf????//
Cap'n Jack and Will: *st34lz 4 sh1p*
Norrington: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Soldier: d00d th4t p1r4t3 == teh r0xx0r
Norrington: OMG OMG WTF suxx0r!!!1

*******
Barbossa: i m teh 3vul
Elizabeth: d00d j00 r 4ll sk3l3t0nz!!!!1
Barbossa: th4t w4s s0m3 b4d l3wt
Barbossa: w3 n33dz ur bl00d
Elizabeth: wtf suxx0r!!!1

*******
Gibbs: d00d y0u w4nt teh bl4ck p34rl 4g4in????//
Cap'n Jack: y34h i g0t s0m3 l3v3r4g3
Gibbs: ok ill g3t s0m3 cr4zy d00ds t0g3th3r
The Good Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!111
Cap'n Jack: i m t3h cr4zy
Will: d00d wtf wtf??
Gibbs: j4ckz 4 l1ttl3 w31rd
Will: y34h, t0tlly
Gibbs: b4rb0ss4 fuxx0r3d h1m
Will: suxx0r

*******
Barbossa: l3tz bl33d d4 b1tch n well b fr33
Elizabeth: wtf ow *bl33dz 0n d4 g0ld*
The Evil Pirates: d00d wtf i d0nt f33l ne d1ffr3nt
Barbossa: sh3z n0t teh r1te p3rs0n!!!!1
The Evil Pirates: d00d itz ur f4ult!!!!!11
Will: *h1tz j4ck*
Cap'n Jack: wtf ow
Will: cm0n 3l1z4b3th
Elizabeth: unf
Cap'n Jack: p4rl4y!!11
The Evil Pirates: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Will: cm0n l3tz g0
Gibbs: wtf wtf wh3r3z j4ck
Will: fuxx0r j4ck
Gibbs: ok

*******
The Evil Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!1
The Good Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!1
The Evil Pirates: *fightz*
The Good Pirates: *fightz*
The Good Pirate Ship: *b00m*
The Evil Pirates: 0WN3D!!!!!!!!!!!1
The Good Pirates: fuxx0r
Will: d00d ima kill -9 mys3lf unl3ss u l3t 3l1z4b3th g0
Barbossa: ok
Barbossa: l8r j4ck n 3l1z4b3th
Cap'n Jack: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Elizabeth: wtf suxx0r!!!1

*******
Cap'n Jack: i m t3h cr4zy
Elizabeth: wtf????//
Elizabeth: *burnz s0m3 sh1t up*
Elizabeth: d00d ch3ck 1t 0ut i r00l
Cap'n Jack: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Governor: 1tz c00l 3l1z4b3th ur s4f3
Elizabeth: d00d w3 g0tt4 s4v3 w1ll
Cap'n Jack: d00d the bl4ck p34rlz fuxx0red
Cap'n Jack: u cn c4tch h3r
Norrington: l053r
Elizabeth: d00d ill s3xx0r u
Norrington: OMG OMG WTF R0XX0R!!!!!!!!!11

*******
Cap'n Jack: l3mm3 g0 t4lk t0 3m
Cap'n Jack: th3n u c4n fukc th31r sh1zn1t up
Norrington: 0k
British Soldiers: th1s 1s teh sukc
Cap'n Jack: i m t3h cr4zy
Barbossa: omg wtf ur sp0zed 2 b d3ad!
Cap'n Jack: d00d teh br1t1sh 4rmyz g0nna r0xx0r ur b0xx0rs
Barbossa: wtf suxx0r!!!1
The Evil Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!1
Soldiers: *di3z*
Cap'n Jack: i m t3h cr4zy
Will: t1m3 t0 st4rt s0m3 sh1t
Barbossa: wtf wtf
Cap'n Jack: c00l i m teh sk3l3ton t00
The Evil Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!1
Soldiers: *di3z*
The Good Pirates: omg 1ts 3l1z4b3th
Elizabeth: d00d w3 g0tt4 s4v3 w1ll n j4ck!!!!11
The Good Pirates: fuxx0r th1s sh1zn1t, l8r b4b3
Elizabeth: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Cap'n Jack: *fightz*
Barbossa: *fightz*
Will: *fightz*
Will: *cutz h4nd n bl33dz on d4 m3d4ll10n*
Cap'n Jack: *sh00tz b4rb0ss4*
Barbossa: wtf ow suxx0r!!!1
Barbossa: *di3z*
The Evil Pirates: wtf ow suxx0r!!!1
Some Evil Pirates: wtf ow suxxor *diez*
Soldiers: h4 h4 h4 w3 r00l
The Evil Pirates: p4rl4y!!11

*******
Cap'n Jack: d00d th1s 1s teh sukc
Will: *fightz*
Cap'n Jack: *fightz*
Soldiers: d00d ur b0th bu5t3d
Will and Jack: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Will: u c4nt k1ll j4ck, h3z c00l
Elizabeth: u c4nt k1ll j4ck, h3z c00l
Governor: d00dz d0nt sh00t
Soldiers: wtf suxx0r!!!1
Cap'n Jack: l8r every1
The Good Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!1
Cap'n Jack: i s0 t0tlly r00l
Governor: m4yb3 p1r4t3s r ok s0m3t1m3s
Norrington: y34h ok
Will: s3xx0r m3 3l1z4b3th
Elizabeth: unf unf


************** teh 3nd ********************



PullOffMyWings

PullOffMyWings

HOPEFUL

Mission Viejo, CA

JAN 28, 2005 12:16 PM

I have never, ever, ever, never, nevernan, ever....

laughed so hard.

Bondgirl

Bondgirl

Aberdeen, SD
February 2004

JAN 28, 2005 12:20 PM

That was so fuckin confusing!!! And I usually pride myself at being able to determine leet speak.

B57913

B57913

I'm lost
May 2004

JAN 28, 2005 12:25 PM

unf unf

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

JAN 28, 2005 12:51 PM

OMG d00d

Truthfatal

Truthfatal

Golden, BC
March 2004

JAN 28, 2005 12:52 PM

4rrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!111


* |3 0 0 |< |^| 4 |2 |< 3 |) *

SomethingStupid

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA
March 2004

JAN 28, 2005 01:05 PM

What the fuck? Jesus Christ, no, that is not funny.

Now if it were Schindler's List or Sophie's Choice....

[Edited on Jan 28, 2005 by TedKoppel]

Niamh

Niamh

HOPEFUL

Orlando, FL

JAN 28, 2005 01:09 PM

It's really sad that I can read all of that and understand it.

cop_n_blow

cop_n_blow

USA
July 2004

JAN 28, 2005 01:10 PM

wtf suxx0r!!!1

Pwndcake

Pwndcake

Portland, OR
October 2004

JAN 28, 2005 01:15 PM

*di3z*

Tangeu

Tangeu

Troy, MI
September 2003

JAN 28, 2005 01:16 PM

This thread lacks PIRATE LOVE!

walkswithbears

walkswithbears

United Kingdom
March 2003

JAN 28, 2005 01:26 PM

Truthfatal said:

* |3 0 0 |< |^| 4 |2 |< 3 |) *


s3xx0r m3 love love love

thelastbeliever

thelastbeliever

United Kingdom
January 2004

JAN 28, 2005 04:04 PM

*chortle chortle* tongue

tragicmelusine

tragicmelusine

Puerto Rico
January 2005

JAN 28, 2005 07:21 PM

My eyes hurt... eeek

silverstreak

silverstreak

Fort Wayne, IN
October 2004

JAN 28, 2005 07:57 PM

Tangeu said:
This thread lacks PIRATE LOVE!



omg omg c4pn j4ck 15 t0tlly teh g4y

JohnClement

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD
January 2004

JAN 28, 2005 08:12 PM

I didn't catch much of that.

xmomx

xmomx

Poulsbo, WA
January 2003

JAN 28, 2005 08:59 PM

Xixax said:
Can I get a translation please?
I didn't understand a damn word of that

That's a good thing. kiss

SomethingStupid

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA
March 2004

JAN 28, 2005 09:03 PM

Xixax said:
Can I get a translation please?
I didn't understand a damn word of that


Captain Jack Sparrow: OMG DOOD WTF

Orlando Bloom: TEH LOL I SPELLED "THE" WRONG AND AM WRITING IN LEETSPEAK AND SUMMARIZING MY EMOTIONS IN LEETSPEAK IS HYSTERICALLY FUNNY

Reader: Kill me now.

Fin

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

JAN 28, 2005 09:14 PM

omg. hax.

SomethingStupid

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA
March 2004

JAN 28, 2005 09:20 PM

Xixax said:
K, what is LEET? and what is SUXXORED???
I keep seeing SUXXORED(or whatever) and then I think Luxor and then I think Vegas love . I'm guessing that isn't correct


Oh god. Okay, leet, or 1337 as it is more properly known, is a retarded form of speech supposedly thought up by hackers who didn't want people to know what they were saying. It's sort of like cockney rhyming slang, but on the internet. The name leet is actually short for "elite" or "31337". One of the terms that came about was h4x0r1n6, which is basically a retarded way of saying "hacking." Evenutally the whole idea of saying haxor got applied to other things, and suxor (suck) came about.

I'm really not sure of the chronology of this, and frankly, I'm ashamed that I know as much as I do. But I do what I can to infect others with this horrid knowledge because I'm an asshole. Oh, and j00 means "you."

Edit: if you go to Google, and select preferences and go to choose another language, hacker is one of the options. Along with Elmer Fudd and the Swedish Chef (bork bork bork!).

[Edited on Jan 28, 2005 by TedKoppel]

Motionboy

Motionboy

Vancouver, BC
January 2004

JAN 28, 2005 09:27 PM

Niamh said:
It's really sad that I can read all of that and understand it.



ditto

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

JAN 28, 2005 10:02 PM

TedKoppel said:

Xixax said:
K, what is LEET? and what is SUXXORED???
I keep seeing SUXXORED(or whatever) and then I think Luxor and then I think Vegas love . I'm guessing that isn't correct


Oh god. Okay, leet, or 1337 as it is more properly known, is a retarded form of speech supposedly thought up by hackers who didn't want people to know what they were saying. It's sort of like cockney rhyming slang, but on the internet. The name leet is actually short for "elite" or "31337". One of the terms that came about was h4x0r1n6, which is basically a retarded way of saying "hacking." Evenutally the whole idea of saying haxor got applied to other things, and suxor (suck) came about.

I'm really not sure of the chronology of this, and frankly, I'm ashamed that I know as much as I do. But I do what I can to infect others with this horrid knowledge because I'm an asshole. Oh, and j00 means "you."

Edit: if you go to Google, and select preferences and go to choose another language, hacker is one of the options. Along with Elmer Fudd and the Swedish Chef (bork bork bork!).

[Edited on Jan 28, 2005 by TedKoppel]




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3|)17: 0|1\\/14 h4X3d |\\/|1e r33tn3Sz \\/\\/17|-| h3|2 P|-|p'Z

[Edited on Jan 28, 2005 by d20]

abadinfluence

abadinfluence

Canada
July 2003

JAN 28, 2005 10:05 PM

Ouch.

Someone owes me a new pair of eyes. And a translation mothabitches.

SomethingStupid

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA
March 2004

JAN 28, 2005 10:09 PM

d20 said:




5555|-||-||-||-||-||-|. U|2 61v1|| 4w3H 73h 53|<r1Tz.

3|)17: 0|1\/14 h4X3d |\/|1e r33tn3Sz \/\/17|-| h3|2 P|-|p'Z

[Edited on Jan 28, 2005 by d20]
I don't even want to know how long it took you to type that. Although frankly, the faster it was, the worse off you are.

And that I could read it actually makes me feel bad.

ian_46_2

ian_46_2

Grand Island, NE
October 2004

JAN 28, 2005 10:09 PM

My head hurts now

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