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BuriedAlive

BuriedAlive

Bellingham, WA
January 2005

JAN 27, 2005 09:59 PM

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

MrStitches

MrStitches

Sag Harbor, NY
November 2003

JAN 27, 2005 10:28 PM

"If I were you, I'd run."
"If you were me, you'd be good-looking"

_Mr_TLB_

_Mr_TLB_

United Kingdom
January 2004

JAN 27, 2005 10:30 PM

"hmmm hmmmmmmm this IS a tasty burger"

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

JAN 27, 2005 10:33 PM

"I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain."

Bobdylan5

Bobdylan5

San Diego, CA
November 2004

JAN 27, 2005 10:35 PM

You SEE, you see what happens Donnie, whe you fuck a stranger in the ass!

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

JAN 27, 2005 10:35 PM

"No"

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

JAN 27, 2005 10:38 PM

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

decedent

decedent

Boston, MA
December 2003

JAN 27, 2005 10:39 PM

"i love my dead gay son!"

TurnsOffPain

TurnsOffPain

Atlanta, GA
March 2004

JAN 27, 2005 10:45 PM

"boards don't hit back"

RomanReloaded

RomanReloaded

Staten Island, NY
September 2004

JAN 27, 2005 10:49 PM

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

JAN 27, 2005 10:49 PM

"Back off man, I'm a scientist!"

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

JAN 27, 2005 10:50 PM

"Who are you?"
"No one of consequence."
"I must know."
"Get used to disappointment."

Pwndcake

Pwndcake

Portland, OR
October 2004

JAN 27, 2005 10:51 PM

They took my eggs.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

JAN 27, 2005 10:52 PM

"What ain't no country I ever heard of...they speak English in'what'?!?!"

decedent

decedent

Boston, MA
December 2003

JAN 27, 2005 10:53 PM

Keith said:
"Who are you?"
"No one of consequence."
"I must know."
"Get used to disappointment."


"you're that smart?"
"let me put it this way; ever heard of plato, aristotle, socrates?"
"yes."
"morons!"

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

JAN 27, 2005 10:55 PM

LIP MY STOCKING!

Pwndcake

Pwndcake

Portland, OR
October 2004

JAN 27, 2005 10:56 PM

bocuma said:

Keith said:
"Who are you?"
"No one of consequence."
"I must know."
"Get used to disappointment."


"you're that smart?"
"let me put it this way; ever heard of plato, aristotle, socrates?"
"yes."
"morons!"



"Ha-ha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line."

[Edited on Jan 27, 2005 by oddyophile]

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

JAN 27, 2005 10:57 PM

oddyophile said:

bocuma said:

Keith said:
"Who are you?"
"No one of consequence."
"I must know."
"Get used to disappointment."


"you're that smart?"
"let me put it this way; ever heard of plato, aristotle, socrates?"
"yes."
"morons!"



"Ha-ha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line."


"I don't think I'm quite familiar with that
phrase..."

"I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be
sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon."

[Edited on Jan 27, 2005 by ThisIsWhoWeAre]

Koenigsegg

Koenigsegg

I'm lost
July 2004

JAN 27, 2005 10:58 PM

i invented it in camberwell and it looks like a carrot

Pwndcake

Pwndcake

Portland, OR
October 2004

JAN 27, 2005 10:59 PM

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:

oddyophile said:

bocuma said:

Keith said:
"Who are you?"
"No one of consequence."
"I must know."
"Get used to disappointment."


"you're that smart?"
"let me put it this way; ever heard of plato, aristotle, socrates?"
"yes."
"morons!"



"You've committed one of the classic blunders, only the most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia. Slightly less well known is that you should never go in against a Scicilian when Death is on the line! Ha! Ha! Ha! "


"I don't think I'm quite familiar with that
phrase..."

"I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be
sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon."



"No more rhymes now, I mean it!"

"Anybody want a peanut?"

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

JAN 27, 2005 11:00 PM

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:

oddyophile said:

bocuma said:

Keith said:
"Who are you?"
"No one of consequence."
"I must know."
"Get used to disappointment."


"you're that smart?"
"let me put it this way; ever heard of plato, aristotle, socrates?"
"yes."
"morons!"



"You've committed one of the classic blunders, only the most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia. Slightly less well known is that you should never go in against a Scicilian when Death is on the line! Ha! Ha! Ha! "


"I don't think I'm quite familiar with that
phrase..."

"I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be
sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon."



"Give us the gate key."
"What gate key?"
"Fezzic, rip his arms off."
"Oh, you mean this gate key."

oldsarge

oldsarge

Columbus, OH
January 2005

JAN 27, 2005 11:00 PM

"He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he puts one of yours in the hospital, you put one of his in the morgue, that's the Chi-cago way.And, that's how you get Capone.""

katiebarthedoor

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY
December 2004

JAN 27, 2005 11:02 PM

"come father. let us embrace at last."

AaronB

AaronB

Eden Prairie, MN
July 2004

JAN 27, 2005 11:03 PM

"Is it true that chicks fart if you blast 'em in the ass?"

PullOffMyWings

PullOffMyWings

HOPEFUL

Mission Viejo, CA

JAN 27, 2005 11:04 PM

"I love desk. I love chair. I love lamp."

"Are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them?"

"I love lamp. I LOVE LAMP."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

and another favorite....


"And bye bye? And bye bye? and bye bye, you son of a bitch."

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