Will you marry me?

Sorry Mrs. Connor, but my heart has been stolen by another.

[Edited on Jan 26, 2005 by MisterSatan]

Sure. But I'm getting a divorce in a month, I'm still going to see other people, I'm taking your stuff and you get to be the little spoon.

i dont think they like spooning

That's why I'm leaving you. You spend WAY too much time thinking about the children...

no
i've heard all about you with the chicken and and egg
not going there

ask me as much as you want, you wpn't get anywere, i'm wanted buy horeds of girls and boys and men and trannysexuals, you've got to join the back fo a very very very short que MR!

Yes, please. I'm pretty sure the ink is dry on the papers from my last divorce.... sounds like fun!

But Mr Tom, you said you looovvved meeeee

That's taken too.

as bill hicks would say, FUCK THE CHILDREN!

Please make an honest man out of me, dude.

Nope...and it's seriously nothing against you.

Are you trying to seduce me?

As long as i get to be the bitch.

I'm sorry I just don't feel that way about you. Can't we just be friends?

we never talk and we don't fuck.

aside from the paperwork we're close enough as it is.

marriage is a preposterous institution. Although I bet I won't feel so smug when I'm 85 and alone and eating cat food for dinner.

marriage is a preposterous institution. Although I bet I won't feel so smug when I'm 85 and alone and eating cat food for dinner.

no. been there done that. besides, I prefer vagina. you got the wrong tackle to hook this fish.

we you give the courtesy of a reach around?

I 'm sorry kiddo, but I don't live in Massachusettes.

Either does he, strangely enough. He lives near me.

no

I'm sorry....I would, but I hope to only do that once in my life!!! Good luck though!

Finally, he asked! And a thousand bells and a choir of angels ring out in a glorious symphony! He asked! He asked! He...

oh wait, sorry.

Misheard the question.

Never mind.