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geekgurl

geekgurl

Philadelphia, PA
June 2003

JAN 25, 2005 01:55 PM

SomeOneUK

SomeOneUK

United Kingdom
June 2004

JAN 25, 2005 02:08 PM

Almost tempted... but I still haven't used that bucket of water and slice of toast I brought...

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JAN 25, 2005 02:43 PM

Oh, this old chestnut? I'm surprised ebay hasn't yanked it yet. And I'm sorry, but some 18-year old, 8-stone (which translates to less than 120 lbs.) punk that comes after me is gonna get his ass handed back to him.

Ah, kids.

aegies

aegies

Oakland, CA
June 2004

JAN 25, 2005 03:16 PM

somebody should buy that kid and mail him to a gay club. i bet the videotape would go for a ton on ebay.

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

JAN 25, 2005 03:29 PM



Q: can you beat me with a wiffle bat while I am dressed like a school girl in a tootoo covered in vaseline. answered on: 24-Jan-05
A: I don't know what a wiffle bat is, but providing you follow through, pay me, yes why not.

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Destro

Destro

Washington, PA
OLD SKOOL

JAN 25, 2005 03:57 PM

MisterSatan said:
Oh, this old chestnut? I'm surprised ebay hasn't yanked it yet. And I'm sorry, but some 18-year old, 8-stone (which translates to less than 120 lbs.) punk that comes after me is gonna get his ass handed back to him.

Ah, kids.


but, i quote:
"...I will do this under two conditions: 1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me (after all, you bought the ass-kicking), 2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine)...."

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JAN 25, 2005 04:23 PM

Destro said:

MisterSatan said:
Oh, this old chestnut? I'm surprised ebay hasn't yanked it yet. And I'm sorry, but some 18-year old, 8-stone (which translates to less than 120 lbs.) punk that comes after me is gonna get his ass handed back to him.

Ah, kids.


but, i quote:
"...I will do this under two conditions: 1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me (after all, you bought the ass-kicking), 2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine)...."


I saw that, which is why anyone wanting to "surprise" me with it is a very bad idea.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

JAN 25, 2005 04:27 PM

Actually, yes I do....but the virgin mary grilled cheese I just ate has left me forgiving enough to let it slide.

nerdboy2345

nerdboy2345

Oak Lawn, IL
December 2002

JAN 25, 2005 04:27 PM

i thought it was going to be "know someone that needs a hug?"

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JAN 25, 2005 04:30 PM

If I wanted to sick a 120 lb kid on some halfwit I'd save the money and do it myself. And bring a hockey stick.