Know someone that needs their ass kicked?

Buy them this.

Almost tempted... but I still haven't used that bucket of water and slice of toast I brought...

Oh, this old chestnut? I'm surprised ebay hasn't yanked it yet. And I'm sorry, but some 18-year old, 8-stone (which translates to less than 120 lbs.) punk that comes after me is gonna get his ass handed back to him.

Ah, kids.

somebody should buy that kid and mail him to a gay club. i bet the videotape would go for a ton on ebay.

Q: can you beat me with a wiffle bat while I am dressed like a school girl in a tootoo covered in vaseline. answered on: 24-Jan-05
A: I don't know what a wiffle bat is, but providing you follow through, pay me, yes why not.

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but, i quote:
"...I will do this under two conditions: 1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me (after all, you bought the ass-kicking), 2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine)...."

I saw that, which is why anyone wanting to "surprise" me with it is a very bad idea.

Actually, yes I do....but the virgin mary grilled cheese I just ate has left me forgiving enough to let it slide.

i thought it was going to be "know someone that needs a hug?"

If I wanted to sick a 120 lb kid on some halfwit I'd save the money and do it myself. And bring a hockey stick.