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So how do they keep track of all of this. I mean the kids. Is there some kind of master fuck list somewhere where you come, clock in, and cross names off of a sheet of paper?

It's incorporated into roll call each morning.

Well, in our school district, they used to have a box in every classroom and on friday you would put a slip of paper in the box with the names of 2 people you had sex with that week. Then at the end of the quarter the results would be tabulated using a complicated scoring system, and the people with the most "confirmed kills" would get their names put on a board in the gymnasium, up there next to the championship banners and such.

Fuck, my friends screwed up then. Here's the deal...

Girl #1 dating guy A
Girl #2 dating guy B
Girl #3 dating guy C
Girl #4 <------ fuck, this cuased problems

Guy A slept with girl 4 while dating girl 1, then got with girl 2 a day after breaking up with girl 1. Girl 4 actually liked guy B, who dated girl 2, but still slept with guy A, and pretended to like guy C. Girl 2 had the hots for guy A but dated guy B while fucking around with random guy from school. Girl 3 was me, I wasn't getting involved in that shit, but after breaking up with guy C, girl 1 started dating him. (very shortly after). Girl 1 ended up being friends with guy C, we all hated guy A, and ignored guy B. We girls stayed friends (but I have no-idea how).

oh....and I ended up getting stalked by guy C, not fun.

holy fucking shit thats funny

I would have preferred the creation of the Satori, the Zen Gateless Gate. I wished they would have solved the existential crisis and all that would remain is the sound of one hand clapping.

The. (snapping fingers)




I am, indeed, a tool.

[Edited on Jan 25, 2005 by christopher]