Who's yo Muthafuckin Daddy!?!?!?!?

*Blatant attention whoring*

Yee-ha, bitches! I just got my test results back and I fucking passed! I'm a certified EMT! Yeah, that's right punk...there's a possibility that if you get injured...it'll be ME who's working on you. I'll bet you're thinking twice about ever leaving the house, aren't you?

So..yes, I know I'm blatantly fishing for attention. I don't care...I'm fucking stoked and this is the best news I've had in quite a while.

Rock the fuck on!


wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I need 1000cc's of High Life STAT!

Congratulations!

Is the shortage so bad in California now that they have to send EMT's from New Jersey?

congratulations.

*never getting injured in jersey*

I would totally get fired for reinacting "Bringing out the Dead"

What level?

Where are you going to be working?

yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm in the u.k and you will never fix me "mwah hahahahah" just kidden well done

Help! I've fallen, and I can't get up!

congrats, what's a emt?

yay! congrats.

Well done

EMT-Basic

Congratulations!

I'm not sure, to tell you the truth...I'm on the list for a local Fire Dept...but I want to jump right into the field to keep my skills up. I'd like to do part-time paid if possible...maybe finance a new expensive toy of some kind...but I'll take volunteer as well.

Gratz.

That's really cool.

I didn't know there were different levels. So you could be doing something other than rolling in ambulances?

An EMT is an Emergency Medical Technician, such as comes in an ambulance. Congratulations, Cash!

that's awesome, you're going to be a lifesaver.

congratulations! You can sew me up any day!

well done man

Thanks, everyone, for the kind words. I don't have any roommates and I had to tell SOMEBODY....so this was a great outlet.

Congratulations Cash! That's awesome.

oh. i was gonna say that my daddy's name is allen, but instead...congratulations Cash!
now you can join that group they have for themselves

daddy?




hugs?