sell your eggs?

maybe, i do need the money...

Well...BULLY FER YOU, Mr. Fancypants!

I tried but they had all these rules about having to be "intelligent", and needing "handsome" men, and not wanting anyone with severe "mental problems".

Picky-assed people, I swear to fuck, if it weren't for my meds i'd probably kill 'em all with spoon.

no thanks--they pump you full of hormones that can have some awful side effects including a blood clot to the brain. not worth the risk if you ask me.

It's a buyers market, baby. If you have a magic Super Hero serum like I do, they use it to make Captain Americas.

Just radiate* your cheer spheres and you're good to go.

*Not responsible for flipper babies.

I've heard that in LA there's already a black market in your used Kleenex...

Crazy bizzos.

I can't give up my eggs.

It'd be a crime against humanity to sell them for less than $30K

5 grand? According to those ad on the back of the Stranger the going rate around here is only $3000. What a ripoff.

my wife wanted to do that ..but i dont know man...but 5 g's is some good loot.

Eggs?

I'd totally sell a kidney, does that count?

sometimes i think to myself how strange it is that females contain eggs. eggs! i wonder what people roe tastes like

I was always scared to release my genes out into the unaware world. The thought of a little me running around and my not knowing it was too creepy for 2500/Egg

So then I tried to donate plasma and they were all "your veins are too small" and I asked them to stick me anyways, and they thought I was junkie and asked me to leave.

And now I can't even donate blood..

WHATEVA

i seriously would, but they will never take my medicated mentally ill eggs