NEWS: Must Be Pudding Because Jell-O Doesn't Jiggle Like That

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Bill Cosby has been accused of making unwarranted sexual advances to an acquaintance. His lawyers have called the allegations “utterly preposterous,” but Cosby's actions have been, at worst, “inappropriate touching.”

It’s nice that unwarranted sexual advances does not mean inappropriate touching, according the man behind PicturePages.

*on the floor* Most creative title for a news article, ever!

I second that motion!

wha? his lawyers have been inappropriately touching? hot stuff!

I can totally hear Bill Cosby saying that.
Bwahaha

Let the Jello Pudding Pop jokes commence!

Errr.. scuse me if Im wrong, but couldn't a guy who walks up to you in a bar, touches your arm and says 'Hi, I think youre sexy' be accused of 'unwarranted sexual advances'? Like, that woman doesn know the meaning of the words 'no thanks!?
No wonder half the world meet thru tha interweb these days....

They were discussing penal laws.

HI-YOOOOOOOO!

That's for you, Johnny.

Who here can make a Jello Pudding Pop jiggle?

Dude, Bill Cosby is awesome, I hope this is false. He gave an incredible speech in Milwaukee.

while looking over some briefs in their chambers? or maybe they were both being debriefed by the judge assigned to the case who, word has it, is really hard.

golly gee, am i lame. lamer disclaimer.

I remember one time when my Dad got all pissed off at me for laughing at an episode of The Simpsons where they made fun of Cosby a bit. I think people kiss Cosby's ass a tad much. Maybe it's just me.