Need an excuse...

I'd feel bad saying a relative died as an excuse for missing class. This is the right season for flue. Flue can take you out for a few days, but it's reasonable to say that you didn't go to the doctor. I'd go with that.

You an dyour 1/2 african american mother went to an MLK jr. memorial thingy.

Do what I did. Tell them your mom just got out of rehab.

Mudslides

Shit you live in Southern California. Its all about flooding and mudslides for excuses.

Whatever excuse you decide on, make sure Mom signs your note. It'll look more authentic.

So many good ones! Thanks especially, Mom.

"I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD!!!"

God, I missed you.

I that movie, and I you too!