Need an excuse...

I missed a couple days of classes in a row. I need a good excuse.

All i've got so far is taking care of my ill mother. C'mon people, I need something that will really wow my teacher.

someones funeral

you had to stand as a witness in a murder trial. you cant say anymore because of a gag order.

Depression always works.

CHUD hunting.

go with some STD they will never call you on that lie

Coke binge.

"Female Problems"

Alien abduction.

You threatened the president on the internet and were taken in for questioning.

[Edited on Jan 18, 2005 by robosagogo]

Sophie's new set.

explosive diarrhea, people usually dont ask anything after you say that....

...which goes hand in hand with internet addiction.

word

Rastafarian religious holiday.

I was working from home.


It's my excuse for missing most everything these days.

You were working on your "kill list."

(Bodypart) glued to (noun).

You choose.

(I like this thread.)

This is what I usually used in extreme cases: grandma/grandpa died suddenly, and you didn't have time to call as you rushed to lovingly aid your distraught family.

[Edited on Jan 18, 2005 by Gwenhyfar]

THE UNSTOPPABLE 105!!!

Drinking with MisterSatan.

food poisoning.

you are some dodgy curry or seafood and got pukey and had the runs.

Food poisoning related to SG International Day of Pancakes.

Bad chicken = food poisoning

your dog ate your car