can someone make me a

zombie emoticon?

i'll love you forever.

Damn, I thought you were gonna say sammich.

'Cause I could've made you a kickass sammich but I can't help you with the undead emoticon.

Sorry.

sammiches are even better!


note- i don't eat meat...

A CHALLENGE!

How about cheese?

I'm a fat man so I gots lotsa cheeses.

Josh you ain't fat dammit!! You are "stocky" or "well packaged".

i'm addicted to cheese
and avacado

Mom?

Then we can definitely work this sammich thing out.

now back to my lil zombie.....


damnit i want one

Yes dear. Now don't let those nasty boys at school make fun of you. Just ignore them. You are better than that.

"lil zombie"?

You have a midget zombie?

KICKASS!

Mmmmm... on whole wheat bread. Sammich!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
all melted on too.

But...but...m-m-m-mom...*sniff*...*sniff*...they...they...they...calleded me the vanilla Fat Albert, mom! *sniff* *sniff* I don't even know what that means! *sniff* *sniff*

Not just melted.....TOASTED!

Am I a classy muthfucka or what?

tea and biscuits

I need to tidy my house so the girl will stop moaning at me. Man, the things i do for love...

Will somebody please help this woman out here? Please?

NOW! Before I have to start cracking skulls!

Many apologies for accidentally highjacking your thread earlier, ZomBee.

These were the best I could steal off the intarweb.

i made him a brother.

hah

i love you

I bet you say that to all the guys who give you graphics with oozing head wounds!