Pirates v.s. Ninjas: Who will win?

As if you had to ask:

That one eyed, one handed loser doesn't stand a chance.

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ninjas

HUZZAH!!

Pittsburgh is no match for ninjas.

But ninjas are no match for....................

CAP'N JACK SPARROW MATEY!


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BWAHAHAHA



Johnny Depp and his eyeliner are no match for the ninjas

Shit, I totally forgot about Snakeeyes, but wait... what's that?

From the Y to the E to the double L to the O to the W to the mother fuckin BEARD BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn, you got a point there. Yellowbeard is mighty, but....



There's Yoshimitsu. A mechanized space ninja.

Graham Chapman is no match for that ninja.

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Granted, Yellowbeard is no match for the likes of Yoshimitsu, but he is no match for...............................................




CAPTAIN BARBOSSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Accept defeat, you puny ninja bitch.

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it would sooo be the zombies.

Crap not working at all.
And I poop on zombies, they're so slow and bloody single-minded.

pffft. Captain Barbossa won't even show his face on this thread. He's off hiding under the covers with his first mate.

Since there's no pirate here, I'll roll out another Ninja.


Your cowering pirate captain is no match for a ninja

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*wipes poop off of herself and throws it back at TheIRisHBaSTarD*


prick....

I poop on ZOMBIES not ZOMBEES. ZomBEES are far too cute for me to poop on.

Hey, since we've had about eight Pirates V. Ninjas V. Barbara Streisand threads in the past, none of which have solved anything, I DEMAND PHOTOSHOP EVIDENCE of the superiority of on or the other.

That's right, you'd better be able to back your claims with wacky photoshop pictures of pirates and ninjas beating the yardarms out of each other.

i don't have photoshop

hattori hanzo will kick there asses

I had a Pirates vs. Ninjas Halloween party.
Through a series of death-defying contests where both sides were strained to their limits, it was determined that the winner was.....
















Jagermeister and Blavod. They pwned both teams. I was last man standing, and I was a Ninja, so I decided Ninjas won. =/ I'll try again next year, without so much booze.

dude

Ninjas totally flip out and kill people! How can any Pirate withstand the force of their Real Ultimate Power??!?!?!!?!?!??


Facts:

1.    Ninjas are mammals.
2.    Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3.    The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

I would. Clearly.

They also spend most of their time flying. people are always forgetting that part.

But Pirates have:
1)Boats with guns
2)parrots
3)no bathing requirements
4)parrots

And I also do not have photoshop. AND ITS NOT A REQUIREMENT> My thread you anti-pirate bitches!!!



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