worst thing you ever did drunk

SURE! only if I can kill you afterwards in an akward drunken state ^_^

played strip poker and not going home till 4 am...i was 15

The second worst thing would be posting the same thing in this thread twice.

Or maybe it was that time I stumbled into the ladies rest room and offered to make out with my friend who was busy vomiting...

i love yo....just so you know...

I like to knock over newspaper boxes when I'm wasted-which is pretty fucking hallarious cause i'm super tiny

I like to knock over newspaper boxes when I'm wasted-which is pretty fucking hallarious cause i'm super tiny

i draged my friend behind a moped for about 200 feet when he fell off his skateboard. when I figured this out i went to see if he was alright, then left him sitting on the side of the road bloody and brused so i could go and score some acid
but the list could go on and on

here is another one that i can share for now some friends of mine and I went and made a scare crow out of leaves and took it to the top of a old covered bridge. climbed up the rafters and tied a rope to the neck of the scarecrow and would drop it down befor the car would drive in bad thing was the car was a cop. ended up sitting overnight in the steel bar hotel for that one.

One time... I stumbled a bit, then ignored my friend for a few minutes. God, I'm such a decadent lush.

Got thrown out a club for being too drunk, apparently was found by my friends clinging to the railings of the city centre graveyard, taken home where I woke in a pile of puke. Can't remember any of it

I danced.

there are many stupid drunken stories I could tell. the last night we were in edinburgh- hubby and I were trashed and sum. I had to pee n he was in the middle of peeing and making me laugh my ass off - started laughing too hard and ended up peeing. this was after my miscarriage and my doctor told me I had to wear pads or pantyliners since I might have some spotting - so I had one on at the time and was in tears n almost on the floor in a fit of laughter since I felt like an old lady wearing her depends.

I don't know if it's the worst thing I've ever done while drunk but it's the one I get the most crap about:

I came home REALLY drunk one night. I was getting undressed to go to bed. Apparently I woke Lucy up when I ran across the room to puke in the sink. Wearing no pants. Or underwear. So there I am, naked from the waist down, puking in the sink. She was PISSED.

Slept with unattractive men. Ew.

I pissed off my girlfriend.

Baaaaaad idea.

what about the time u decided to tape that wrestling match with the stuffed dog and it won- hehehe - sorry I had 2

I touched a boobie once...

I can be sadistic when sober, this is always combined with an endless desire to fulfil my hedonistic side when I'm drunk. Unfortunately the two generally come hand in hand because its the easiest thing that comes to mind when I'm drunk. Thus I prefer not to get drunk around people whose company I enjoy, and plan to continue enjoying.

Worst one whilst not fully drunk, was at a friends birthday party a couple of years ago, I was drinking, I got bored and deliberately caused a fire on a dining table (I had under control, in my mind) whilst everyone was around the table watching including the birthday girl and the owner of the house (her mother). I was never invited back again. I stayed friends with the birthday girl though.





[Edited on Feb 05, 2006 by chilung]

i was on the phone to one of my best friends that was confessing to me that he was in love with me, in which i replied "rob i/ll call you back later, i have to go give this guy a blowjob"...

i don/t remember the phonecall.
nor the blowjob.

S.S.F.J


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