Would you pay $24.95 for this essay?

I sure wouldn't.

I stumbled across this while searching for an image of "Honest Abe" with his manhood exposed.

that fucking rules! it looks like i may find a way to make money with this degree after all


....but why were you looking up a picture of honest abe with his manhood exposed? that's the more relevant question

Can you say, "best profile pic ever?"

'best profile pic ever.' i can say it.

Well, you really only typed it, but I'll take your word for it anyway.

Sure I would.

So if for no other reason I could say that I bought the worst fuckin' essay ever off the internet.

I'm sure it gets better. It's 4 pages (double spaced).

It's ALMOST a direct quote from a 2 Live Crew song. Over and over and over.

Where do I send the blank check?

It's more original than some of the stuff I mark. Well almost.

At least it'd be different, to the students that hand in identical papers at the same time. I mean, at least hand in one at the beginning of hand in and the other at the end. Really, we will notice if we mark them back to back and they're identical, we're not goldfish.

Well marking gets £s for this poor PhD student.

His disk in his hand?

i wouldn't pay any money for any essay online because of turnitin.com