Oxycodone: The Game

You obviously have no love for science.

THE PEOPLE NEED ANSWERS, MAN!

And if not some random guy hopped up on pinkillers answering asinine questions on an adult internet site then who? Who I ask you? WHO???

Because that's where i butchered all the leprochans.

Mr. T.

Did you know that taking Oxycodone for more than 4 days will cause you to have irritating, frightening and painful symptoms of withdrawal because it is a synthetic opiod?


Sorry to be a party pooper, I've recently had a difficult experience with getting off the stuff.

No, I will not have sex with you.

Um, ew.

To beg is unbecoming, the answer is still no.

More questions!

Why do the terrorists hate freedom?

They don't, they hate you ... mostly.

and they hate funnel cakes, and that's just fucked right up.

Where's the beef?

Why did Shimano think Biopace was a good idea and what should I do with these chainrings?

What is the Hokey Pokey, and how has it benefitted society as a whole?

In related news, I will have 4 teeth removed in a few weeks and I am curious, were you awake for the "big event" and if so, do you anticipate horrific nightmares about the event?

In a secret dungeon guarded by Jimmy Carter.

They never did, they just knew a bunch of people would buy it. Why did they think the new XTR was a good idea? What was wrong with the old XTR? Absolutely nothing, that's what. Was a three millimeter flick of your finger too difficult while braking? No, absolutely not ... did they want to sell 230492830423 new complete drivetrains because not a damn piece of the new kit was compatible? Absolutely. Do you have a choice? Not unless you want to ride SRAM, and no, no you don't.

What do you do with the chainrings? I like to throw them at unruly children.

In closing, buy Campy.

The hokey pokey was invented by miners in the coal mines of South Eastern Ohio during the late 1400s. Initially it was developed as a code to keep Napoleon's occupying army from infultrating the resistance, but later it became simply a method of hiding an embarrassing public erection.

I had an IV sedative, which was supposed to knock me out altogether. It, however, did not. They noticed I was still fairly awake and gave me a local as well. Between the two I did not feel anything, but I could hear, and feel pressure ... there was a lot of banging and fairly violent motions. The drugs were enough that I wasn't phased by this, other than being entirely weirded out that I was awake still.

are you still there?

and if so, whose blood is all over my closet?

It's mine and I want it back.

Picture This:

The "Supreme Badass of Doom" Title is up for grabs. After a grueling week's worth of "badassery", there are two finalists left: Mk700c and Scopitone. Describe how you would subdue "The Arbiter of Rad" and claim the highly coveted title. Oh, and please go into some detail as how you would go about it.

Thank you.



[Edited on Jan 17, 2005 by CapitanCalavera]

I vomited up a this live eel I tried to eat.

Sorry though, I took it with me. Now that I think about it, I should have left you the eel, it was the least I could do.

I'd say something like, "hey Cappy-C, stop signs with white lines around them are optional," and then Scop and I would high five and laugh as you played in traffic.

Then we'd go have some scotch, together.

Well played Mr. Mk700c, well played.

How are you going to eat crunchy stuff and will you have to suck things to make them edible now you are missing quite a few teeth?

BBQ Pork, it's made from people.

The only crunchy stuff I need was made by the Swedish Chef, and sadly Croonchy Stars have long been unavailable. They were released upon a world not ready for their awesome.

And no, I will not make an oral sex joke here.