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joshof13thfloor

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN
January 2003

JAN 17, 2005 12:14 PM

mk700c said:

joshof13thfloor said:
If a cat always lands on its feet and a piece of toast always lands butter side down what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast, butter side up, on cats back and threw it off your roof. Which would land first, the cat on it's feet or the buttered toast side?



Neither, I wouldn't waste such a tasty sandwich.



You obviously have no love for science.

THE PEOPLE NEED ANSWERS, MAN!

And if not some random guy hopped up on pinkillers answering asinine questions on an adult internet site then who? Who I ask you? WHO???

mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

JAN 17, 2005 12:22 PM

ikcsmiley said:
Why is the grass always greener on the other side?



Because that's where i butchered all the leprochans.

mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

JAN 17, 2005 12:23 PM

joshof13thfloor said:

And if not some random guy hopped up on pinkillers answering asinine questions on an adult internet site then who? Who I ask you? WHO???



Mr. T.

delusion

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA
March 2004

JAN 17, 2005 12:39 PM

Did you know that taking Oxycodone for more than 4 days will cause you to have irritating, frightening and painful symptoms of withdrawal because it is a synthetic opiod?


Sorry to be a party pooper, I've recently had a difficult experience with getting off the stuff.

mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

JAN 17, 2005 12:44 PM

delusion said:
Did you know that taking Oxycodone for more than 4 days will cause you to have irritating, frightening and painful symptoms of withdrawal because it is a synthetic opiod?


Sorry to be a party pooper, I've recently had a difficult experience with getting off the stuff.



No, I will not have sex with you.

delusion

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA
March 2004

JAN 17, 2005 12:45 PM

mk700c said:

delusion said:
Did you know that taking Oxycodone for more than 4 days will cause you to have irritating, frightening and painful symptoms of withdrawal because it is a synthetic opiod?


Sorry to be a party pooper, I've recently had a difficult experience with getting off the stuff.



No, I will not have sex with you.


Um, ew.

mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

JAN 17, 2005 12:53 PM

delusion said:

mk700c said:

delusion said:
Did you know that taking Oxycodone for more than 4 days will cause you to have irritating, frightening and painful symptoms of withdrawal because it is a synthetic opiod?


Sorry to be a party pooper, I've recently had a difficult experience with getting off the stuff.



No, I will not have sex with you.


Um, ew.



To beg is unbecoming, the answer is still no.

More questions!

BuckKnuckle

BuckKnuckle

Portland, OR
September 2004

JAN 17, 2005 01:14 PM

Why do the terrorists hate freedom?

mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

JAN 17, 2005 01:17 PM

AdamBalm said:
Why do the terrorists hate freedom?



They don't, they hate you ... mostly.

and they hate funnel cakes, and that's just fucked right up.

IKCSmiley

ikcsmiley

Asheville, NC
July 2003

JAN 17, 2005 01:24 PM

Where's the beef?

DoctorSkinny

DoctorSkinny

Toronto, ON
October 2003

JAN 17, 2005 01:26 PM

Why did Shimano think Biopace was a good idea and what should I do with these chainrings?

inkncarrots

inkncarrots

San Diego, CA
March 2004

JAN 17, 2005 01:28 PM

What is the Hokey Pokey, and how has it benefitted society as a whole?

In related news, I will have 4 teeth removed in a few weeks and I am curious, were you awake for the "big event" and if so, do you anticipate horrific nightmares about the event?

mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

JAN 17, 2005 01:30 PM

ikcsmiley said:
Where's the beef?



In a secret dungeon guarded by Jimmy Carter.

mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

JAN 17, 2005 01:33 PM

DoctorSkinny said:
Why did Shimano think Biopace was a good idea and what should I do with these chainrings?



They never did, they just knew a bunch of people would buy it. Why did they think the new XTR was a good idea? What was wrong with the old XTR? Absolutely nothing, that's what. Was a three millimeter flick of your finger too difficult while braking? No, absolutely not ... did they want to sell 230492830423 new complete drivetrains because not a damn piece of the new kit was compatible? Absolutely. Do you have a choice? Not unless you want to ride SRAM, and no, no you don't.

What do you do with the chainrings? I like to throw them at unruly children.

In closing, buy Campy.

mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

JAN 17, 2005 01:36 PM

inkncarrots said:
What is the Hokey Pokey, and how has it benefitted society as a whole?

In related news, I will have 4 teeth removed in a few weeks and I am curious, were you awake for the "big event" and if so, do you anticipate horrific nightmares about the event?



The hokey pokey was invented by miners in the coal mines of South Eastern Ohio during the late 1400s. Initially it was developed as a code to keep Napoleon's occupying army from infultrating the resistance, but later it became simply a method of hiding an embarrassing public erection.

I had an IV sedative, which was supposed to knock me out altogether. It, however, did not. They noticed I was still fairly awake and gave me a local as well. Between the two I did not feel anything, but I could hear, and feel pressure ... there was a lot of banging and fairly violent motions. The drugs were enough that I wasn't phased by this, other than being entirely weirded out that I was awake still.

Dunx

dunx

San Antonio, TX
July 2003

JAN 17, 2005 02:32 PM

are you still there?

and if so, whose blood is all over my closet?

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

JAN 17, 2005 02:37 PM

Yeah, I'm curious about the blood in dunx's closet too. It's obviously not mine and that confuses me.

BuckKnuckle

BuckKnuckle

Portland, OR
September 2004

JAN 17, 2005 02:52 PM

dunx said:
are you still there?

and if so, whose blood is all over my closet?




It's mine and I want it back.

McBane13

McBane13

I'm lost
April 2004

JAN 17, 2005 02:55 PM

Picture This:

The "Supreme Badass of Doom" Title is up for grabs. After a grueling week's worth of "badassery", there are two finalists left: Mk700c and Scopitone. Describe how you would subdue "The Arbiter of Rad" and claim the highly coveted title. Oh, and please go into some detail as how you would go about it.

Thank you.

smile

[Edited on Jan 17, 2005 by CapitanCalavera]

mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

JAN 17, 2005 03:09 PM

dunx said:
are you still there?

and if so, whose blood is all over my closet?



I vomited up a this live eel I tried to eat.

Sorry though, I took it with me. Now that I think about it, I should have left you the eel, it was the least I could do.

mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

JAN 17, 2005 03:13 PM

CapitanCalavera said:
Picture This:

The "Supreme Badass of Doom" Title is up for grabs. After a grueling week's worth of "badassery", there are two finalists left: Mk700c and Scopitone. Describe how you would subdue "The Arbiter of Rad" and claim the highly coveted title. Oh, and please go into some detail as how you would go about it.

Thank you.

smile



I'd say something like, "hey Cappy-C, stop signs with white lines around them are optional," and then Scop and I would high five and laugh as you played in traffic.

Then we'd go have some scotch, together.

McBane13

McBane13

I'm lost
April 2004

JAN 17, 2005 03:14 PM

mk700c said:

CapitanCalavera said:
Picture This:

The "Supreme Badass of Doom" Title is up for grabs. After a grueling week's worth of "badassery", there are two finalists left: Mk700c and Scopitone. Describe how you would subdue "The Arbiter of Rad" and claim the highly coveted title. Oh, and please go into some detail as how you would go about it.

Thank you.

smile



I'd say something like, "hey Cappy-C, stop signs with white lines around them are optional," and then Scop and I would high five and laugh as you played in traffic.

Then we'd go have some scotch, together.




Well played Mr. Mk700c, well played.

ARRR!!!

Leccy

Leccy

United Kingdom
September 2004

JAN 17, 2005 03:23 PM

How are you going to eat crunchy stuff and will you have to suck things to make them edible now you are missing quite a few teeth?

mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

JAN 17, 2005 03:27 PM

Xixax said:
WHat should I have for lunch, BBQ Chicken or BBQ Pork????



BBQ Pork, it's made from people.

mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

JAN 17, 2005 03:30 PM

Leccy said:
How are you going to eat crunchy stuff and will you have to suck things to make them edible now you are missing quite a few teeth?



The only crunchy stuff I need was made by the Swedish Chef, and sadly Croonchy Stars have long been unavailable. They were released upon a world not ready for their awesome.

And no, I will not make an oral sex joke here.

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