Oxycodone: The Game

man....that stuff disappointed me. my dad had some of that shit from when he had surgery on his foot or some such shit. i got bored one night and ate 6 of them and snorted another 4. nothing. i had a slight rush and a little warmness and that was it.

Dear Admiral Biggles-

Please fondle my bum.

Dear Corporal St. Vandigina,

I'm bringing this thread back to life because SG needs it - and your bum needs a good sh'pap.

love,
Montegue Laurent Esq.

I got Oxycodone after I dislocated my shoulder in December, damn I flew on that stuff 650 mg every 4-6 hours though; which seems to be a bit more than they give most people, I swear I was totally and completely just mellow and floaty. It really felt like I was floaty, except for the fact that I could not move my whole right arm which was continuously, 24-7 strapped to me with a damned sling. The range of motion is coming back and all and now I am on Ibuprofen 800 and that still hits hard but not as hard as the Oxy.

I also was weirdly happy, it was cool. It makes me laugh to think about it.

[Edited on Feb 03, 2006 by Blossom]

So, I just read this thread, and I have one question to ask... what the FUCK was up with that pinkpoppy person on page 10?

Craziest double post ever.

PS I hacked the sheriff, but I did not hack the deputy.

Dear mk700c,

I'm working under the assumption that you are now off "the drugs". Will you continue to be as hilarious as you were when you were "high"? Or should I prepare to suffer dropping levels of humor not seen since Police Acedmy 5?

This is all your fault!

Nothing really, they just had a really coincidental spasm. Hence the triple post.

Bitch please.

Also... I feel the need to use my 30,000th post in the most spectacular manner possible. What steps can I take to maximise the awesome of said post?

I say you should do it in reference to a passed out, half-black, man in the hallway of a Holiday Inn... somewhere in Western Michigan.

No, you're not gay, you just finally gave up the dreams about having sex with animals ... and may I be the first to say, my darling ... finally.

where did you get that... I look so confused.