Oxycodone: The Game

So I just had six teeth removed.
They gave me some strong drugs.
I've never had any sort of drug before.

I feel as if I was given super powers beyond my normal-super-powers, so to take advantage of this lovely state I'm inviting you to play...

Ask Mk700c a question while he's all hopped up on goofballs

And you better ask a lot of questions because I can't leave the house.

Why did they give me only advil after I had my 4 wisdom teeth pulled at the same time? Huh?? It hurt, damnit! Why?!

Now, I can't be certain, but I think that it has something to do with you only getting four teeth out ... wuss.

Wuss, yes.. I cried for a couple days..

Where do Moose babies come from?

And also, what is candy-bar nugat made out of?

Why are your bathroom tiles chasing you?

Will you marry me?

the police are watching you

Moose babies come from Afghanistan, that's how they smuggle all the heroin.

Nuget ... What do think happens to the Moose babies?

Because I pay them to do that shit, fuckers have been slacking lately.

Dear mk,
I know you rock. And I know I rock. My question for you is this: Why do we rock the way we do and why doesn't the world worship at our feet?

Sure, providved you allow me to continue my nightly ritual of dryhumping my pillow while screaming your Internet name.

Yeah sure, I have no qualms with that.

Yes, they are. In fact, I see a picture of one just below your comment; he seems to be watching me - but then I realized that it was just some annoying picture that at least doesn't have some photoshopped-text over it for absolute hilarity to the hundred and fifth degree. Man, now THAT would have been hilarious. I hope someone posts some pictures of that girl doing the cartwheel or something .... I just can't get enough.

"Our" feet? Speak for yourself.

Oh, and by "nightly" I meant "all the time" and by "pillow" I meant "pameranian" and by "dry humping" I meant "drinking its pee."

we still on? I can cook.

Hmmm. Yeah, why not. I can be open-minded.

Can you expound on the DIFFERENCES between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of babies?



Edit: Silly me, i meant differences.

[Edited on Jan 17, 2005 by CapitanCalavera]

Duh, you can fuck the bowling balls but the babies will give you herpes.

(edited because there's no "i" in "herpes" ... thankgoodness)

[Edited on Jan 17, 2005 by mk700c]

is there a way to cvonvert a shit ton to a metric weight?

No, fag.

If a cat always lands on its feet and a piece of toast always lands butter side down what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast, butter side up, on cats back and threw it off your roof. Which would land first, the cat on it's feet or the buttered toast side?

Neither, I wouldn't waste such a tasty sandwich.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side?