NEWS: Arrive Alive: Don't Use Listerine and Drive

"I'm drunk by noon but that's okay, I'll be president someday."
Edited to say she probably did not read the directions. Or she hit rock bottom...

[Edited on Jan 17, 2005 by Gilby]

I knew a dude who used to drink Vanilla Essence to get drunk. He used to buy quite a bit of the shit, mix it with coke, and get wasted when he was about 14 or so. We have a beer out here called VB (Victorian Bitter) but this dude started the V.E. club. The funniest was when he drank 500ml of disgusting VE, before realising that he brought "imitation Vanilla Essence"... which contains absolutely no alcohol at all. I think that was the last time he ever drank it! At least listerine will keep your breath fresh...

another reason i need to get out of michigan.

I'm sorry, but this is too fucking awesome to be funny.

Mouthwash is a worthless product (except maybe for healing mouth piercings).

It dries out my mouth, and you get the same breath freshening/masking effect from gum. Just floss daily, and brush your tongue.

eat enough poppy seeds and you register postive for opium too.

yeah, saw that on Mythbusters, and......Seinfeld.

wow thats really sad. ppl never cease to amaze me
whatever happened to that great thing called a natural high.