I fucking hate my neighbors!!!

Yesterday morning when I left for work I had to step over a huge pile of puke that was in front of my walkway. The vomit was not my own. When I came home from work the vomit was still there! I was so fucking pissed off! Today the puke is still there. So I called my land lady, who I could not get ahold of, I left her a message, but she didn't get back to me. I needed to vent so I called my mom. My mom told me to knock on their door and tell them to clean it up, but I am not that brave. So I decided to write a note and tape it to their door. I did that earlier today. Well it's now 10pm, the note is gone from their door, so I know that they saw it, yet the vomit remains! Anyone have any suggestions on how I should handle this?


Venting and getting that all out actually felt good! But still.

Handle it with a hose. I wouldn't touch it.

go get a garbage can, fill it with shitty water and their puke, lean it aginst the door. The rest will sort itself out. Alternitavly you could get a pet cage, one with a door you slide up, fill it with angry feral cats and slide it aginst said door, slide cage door up. You may wish to move after this.

had that happen to me once. I got a shovel scooped it up and dumped it at their door mat...

I feel your pain.

No hose. I am bound and determined to not be the one to clean it up. And I know for sure it's their puke. There is another large pile of vomit in a snowbank next to their door.

The puke in question:

i wish there was more vomit and blood in my apartment complex. i'm surrounded by squares.

If I was in your area, I'd come and clean it for you. Not because I'm nice, but because I am so bored right now.

If I was in your area, I'd come vomit in your apartment complex. Not because I'm nice, but because I am so bored right now.

puke on their side.

no no no, SHIT ON IT! : D

It's frozen to the sidewalk! It's like -15 out right now.

haha YES!!!

We have a winner.

It's a little too cold for that! It wouldn't be worth freezing my ass off, literally.

chip the frozen puke off the sidewalk. put it in a box, and mail it to em!

[Edited on Jan 15, 2005 by monster]

Hmmm..

let see. something sufficently evil but not ass freezing....

If only you had an infant. You could wipe a shitty nappy on their door.....

Shit in a box in your apartment, then dump it on their side. PROBLEM SOLVED!

This gave me a good chuckle.

MAIL THEM POOP! MAIL THEM YOUR POOP!

Ahh perhaps a flaming bag of Niobe crap?

no do not do that. it might be against the homeland security bullshit. you know using the post office to deliver puke. they might think its anthrax. so don't put yer return address on it, and while yer at it, don't put any postage either. then it will be delivered postage due. man im gona go look for some puke, this sounds fun.

I'll mix it with snow to make vomit-snowballs. Then I'd throw them at your neighbors.

Just reading all your responses is making me feel better. I have been so angry about this since I first saw it at 6am yesterday morning. Thanks you guys for being so silly.

What are the chances it will snow tonight?