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Niobe

Niobe

I'm lost
April 2003

JAN 15, 2005 08:12 PM

mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad

Yesterday morning when I left for work I had to step over a huge pile of puke that was in front of my walkway. The vomit was not my own. When I came home from work the vomit was still there! I was so fucking pissed off! Today the puke is still there. So I called my land lady, who I could not get ahold of, I left her a message, but she didn't get back to me. I needed to vent so I called my mom. My mom told me to knock on their door and tell them to clean it up, but I am not that brave. So I decided to write a note and tape it to their door. I did that earlier today. Well it's now 10pm, the note is gone from their door, so I know that they saw it, yet the vomit remains! Anyone have any suggestions on how I should handle this?


Venting and getting that all out actually felt good! But still. mad mad mad

Gilby

Gilby

Bridgeville, PA
October 2004

JAN 15, 2005 08:15 PM

Handle it with a hose. I wouldn't touch it.

Arete

Arete

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

JAN 15, 2005 08:16 PM

maybe its not their puke?

and the hose idea works.

Jstone

jstone

Victoria, BC
November 2004

JAN 15, 2005 08:17 PM

go get a garbage can, fill it with shitty water and their puke, lean it aginst the door. The rest will sort itself out. Alternitavly you could get a pet cage, one with a door you slide up, fill it with angry feral cats and slide it aginst said door, slide cage door up. You may wish to move after this.

Ella_1

Ella_1

HOPEFUL

Australia

JAN 15, 2005 08:18 PM

had that happen to me once. I got a shovel scooped it up and dumped it at their door mat...

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

JAN 15, 2005 08:18 PM

Niobe

Niobe

I'm lost
April 2003

JAN 15, 2005 08:21 PM

No hose. frown I am bound and determined to not be the one to clean it up. And I know for sure it's their puke. There is another large pile of vomit in a snowbank next to their door.

The puke in question:



phineas

phineas

Bozeman, MT
August 2003

JAN 15, 2005 08:25 PM

i wish there was more vomit and blood in my apartment complex. i'm surrounded by squares.

Gilby

Gilby

Bridgeville, PA
October 2004

JAN 15, 2005 08:27 PM

Niobe said:
No hose. frown I am bound and determined to not be the one to clean it up. And I know for sure it's their puke. There is another large pile of vomit in a snowbank next to their door.

The puke in question:




If I was in your area, I'd come and clean it for you. Not because I'm nice, but because I am so bored right now.

Gilby

Gilby

Bridgeville, PA
October 2004

JAN 15, 2005 08:28 PM

phineas said:
i wish there was more vomit and blood in my apartment complex. i'm surrounded by squares.


If I was in your area, I'd come vomit in your apartment complex. Not because I'm nice, but because I am so bored right now.

_Tab

_Tab

USA
September 2004

JAN 15, 2005 08:30 PM

puke on their side.

no no no, SHIT ON IT! : D

Niobe

Niobe

I'm lost
April 2003

JAN 15, 2005 08:31 PM

Gilby said:

Niobe said:
No hose. frown I am bound and determined to not be the one to clean it up. And I know for sure it's their puke. There is another large pile of vomit in a snowbank next to their door.

The puke in question:




If I was in your area, I'd come and clean it for you. Not because I'm nice, but because I am so bored right now.




It's frozen to the sidewalk! It's like -15 out right now.

Ella_1

Ella_1

HOPEFUL

Australia

JAN 15, 2005 08:32 PM

throwabomb said:
puke on their side.

no no no, SHIT ON IT! : D



haha YES!!!

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JAN 15, 2005 08:34 PM

throwabomb said:
puke on their side.

no no no, SHIT ON IT! : D


We have a winner.

Niobe

Niobe

I'm lost
April 2003

JAN 15, 2005 08:34 PM

Ella_1 said:

throwabomb said:
puke on their side.

no no no, SHIT ON IT! : D



haha YES!!!




It's a little too cold for that! It wouldn't be worth freezing my ass off, literally. tongue

pumpkinfire

pumpkinfire

Oakland, CA
June 2003

JAN 15, 2005 08:35 PM

chip the frozen puke off the sidewalk. put it in a box, and mail it to em!

[Edited on Jan 15, 2005 by monster]

Ella_1

Ella_1

HOPEFUL

Australia

JAN 15, 2005 08:37 PM

Hmmm..

let see. something sufficently evil but not ass freezing....

If only you had an infant. You could wipe a shitty nappy on their door.....

_Tab

_Tab

USA
September 2004

JAN 15, 2005 08:37 PM

Niobe said:

Ella_1 said:

throwabomb said:
puke on their side.

no no no, SHIT ON IT! : D



haha YES!!!




It's a little too cold for that! It wouldn't be worth freezing my ass off, literally. tongue


Shit in a box in your apartment, then dump it on their side. smile PROBLEM SOLVED!

Niobe

Niobe

I'm lost
April 2003

JAN 15, 2005 08:38 PM

monster said:
chip the frozen puke off the sidewalk. put it in a box, and mail it to em!

[Edited on Jan 15, 2005 by monster]




This gave me a good chuckle. smile

_Tab

_Tab

USA
September 2004

JAN 15, 2005 08:39 PM

Niobe said:

monster said:
chip the frozen puke off the sidewalk. put it in a box, and mail it to em!

[Edited on Jan 15, 2005 by monster]




This gave me a good chuckle. smile


MAIL THEM POOP! MAIL THEM YOUR POOP!

Ella_1

Ella_1

HOPEFUL

Australia

JAN 15, 2005 08:39 PM

throwabomb said:

Niobe said:

Ella_1 said:

throwabomb said:
puke on their side.

no no no, SHIT ON IT! : D



haha YES!!!




It's a little too cold for that! It wouldn't be worth freezing my ass off, literally. tongue


Shit in a box in your apartment, then dump it on their side. smile PROBLEM SOLVED!



Ahh perhaps a flaming bag of Niobe crap?

pumpkinfire

pumpkinfire

Oakland, CA
June 2003

JAN 15, 2005 08:40 PM

no do not do that. it might be against the homeland security bullshit. you know using the post office to deliver puke. they might think its anthrax. so don't put yer return address on it, and while yer at it, don't put any postage either. then it will be delivered postage due. man im gona go look for some puke, this sounds fun.

Gilby

Gilby

Bridgeville, PA
October 2004

JAN 15, 2005 08:40 PM

Niobe said:

Gilby said:

Niobe said:
No hose. frown I am bound and determined to not be the one to clean it up. And I know for sure it's their puke. There is another large pile of vomit in a snowbank next to their door.

The puke in question:




If I was in your area, I'd come and clean it for you. Not because I'm nice, but because I am so bored right now.




It's frozen to the sidewalk! It's like -15 out right now.


I'll mix it with snow to make vomit-snowballs. Then I'd throw them at your neighbors.

Niobe

Niobe

I'm lost
April 2003

JAN 15, 2005 08:42 PM

Just reading all your responses is making me feel better. I have been so angry about this since I first saw it at 6am yesterday morning. Thanks you guys for being so silly. kiss

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL
February 2003

JAN 15, 2005 08:46 PM

What are the chances it will snow tonight?

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