Walking Turn Off

I was sitting at my local cafe the other morning heckling people from my usual perch when low and behold out comes this guy who just took my breath away- NOT IN A GOOD WAY- he was the physical manifestation of things I am not attracted to. But the kicker here is that he was all those individual things put together!! These items taken on their own can be ok and may get you into my pants- BUT everything in one package? YIKES!! Here goes- (GAWD I AM SO SHALLOW )

Short
Long Hair ( to his butt- in dreads)
Birkenstocks with tube socks
Acid Wash jeans
Leather fringe jacket
Soul patch

1. Describe your walking turn off

Whatever dude, that's totally hott.

those fucking dangerous looking pointy shoes. those snow boots sort of weird me out.

um, looking too polished, pampered, pristine, prim, or any other p-word describing girls waaay too into themselves.

-pb

Well damn. I guess I'm gonna have to change my whole look. Can I keep my hacky sack?

Girls with little dogs trying to be like Paris Hilton are a turn off.
So are girls with unibrows.
Opposite sides of the spectrum there.

Black plastic glasses, Birkenstocks, and granny dresses, especially when appearing together on the same girl.

I'm used to Dreadlocks accompanying some sort of peaceful or pseudo-jesus or buddhist demeaner or self-image; so when a crass obnoxious fucker has them, I just wanna step on his face. haha

Ah, my angel has cometh.

pimp

mullets
guys lookin all "emo"
trench coats
um.....Im sure there are lots more

I'll pretend that i didn't just read that you said mullets in that list of things that turn you off.

I wish i had a mullet, though i fear i am not cool enough to grow one

a general aura of creepiness usually does it for me. or doesn't do it, really...

Guys that look exactly like me are my walking turn-off. Everyone time I see one, I want to punch me in the face. Uh, I mean them. Or maybe both of us. *Confused*

I guess I don't actually have a walking turn-off that I can think of.

Wallet Chains
Band T-shirts
Tattoos around the arm
Skate shoes
Facial Hair

I got two out of five!

Well, let me add: CRAPPY band t-shirts
(Megadeath, Pantera, Slayer, Metallica, etc.)

It doesn't matter what I wear. I am the ugliest man in the world.

(I stopped wearing band shirts when I was 18. Never wore shirts from those bands though.)

[Edited on Jan 15, 2005 by Gilby]

facial hair,
teeny skirts
too tight shirts - on guys and girls
bad posture
bad eyesbrows
louis vuitton
and people who talk like those preppy bitches in all those college and high school movies...

What if said monkey is flinging it's own crap your way? HUH?? HUH???

Damnit! What the hell is emo?? "Someone throw me a freakin bone here..."

Turnoffs:
gold/silver/platinum teeth
those extra super ultra flared skater pants
gaudy jewelry
nappy beards
men who wear spandex, booty shorts, or sweat pants without undies
big women who wear too small clothes
people who wear open toe sandals that are too small so their toes hang off the front

For the record, I love band shirts, facial hair and wallet chains. So rock on if you wear em!

hahahaha!

Gold grills are sexy. Seriously.

I wish I was turned off by emo guys. But I'm not. I am almost always attracted to them. I get all giggly like a little school girl. Please teach me to be repulsed by all emo guys. Help a girl out!

I'll help. We can show you pics and videos of emo guys while we give you drugs that make you ill, like at the end of Clockwork Orange.

But it didn't really work for Alex. Besides those eye things look oh so scary.