YO MAMA IS.......

Yo momma so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund!

Yo momma so fat, that whenever she goes sunbathing on the beach, Animal Rescue gets reports of a beached whale in the area!

Yo momma is so ugly, she has to carry special ID with her at all times so authorities won't mistake her for a wildebeest and take her back to the zoo they think she escaped from

yo momma is so fucking fat, when i climb on top i gots to ski down

yo momma is so fucking fat, when i climb on top i gets a nose bleed

yo momma is so fucking fat, I need a sherpa to get ontop

Yo momma is so fucking fat, when i get ontop i see the curve of the earth

Yo momma is so fucking fat, when i climb ontop god days " oh, tower of babel part deux ey?" and pimp slaps me.

Yo momma is so fucking fat, when she goes to wade in the ocean for too long they have to redraw bathylogical maps.

Yo momma is so fucking fat, when she goes into the ocean, she gets fined for not swimmin between buoys.

Yo momma is so fucking fat, she donates her own ass fat to a soap manufacturer every 7 days.
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Yo momma is so stupid when i said the eyes are the windows to the soul, she said " but windex would irritate them, mothafucka".

Yo momma is so fucking stupid, when i told her that her son was very venerable, she responded by sayin " BITCH, I KNOW JAMAL AINT GOT NO V.D UP IN THIS BITCH"

Yo momma is so fucking stupid, when i asked if she wanted a sponge bath she said " yea, lemme put this IUD in and get muh pussy wet".

Yo momma is so fucking stupid, when i told her k-mart had pants half off, she thought i was meant they had a male stripper department.

Yo momma is so fucking stupid, when i asked her why she thought raisins were animals she responded by sayin " cause they call the females, raisenettes.. BITCH".

Yo momma is so fucking stupid, when i told her i dropped acid, she told me not to be so clumsy

Yo momma is so fucking stupid, when i asked her if she wanted some Shrimp Hor Deourves she said " hmm, i like shrimp but i'll go with the deourves"

Yo momma is so fucking stupid, when i showed her a vibrator all she said was " the shit vibrates, but aint got no motherfucking ringtones?"

[Edited on Mar 02, 2006 by marketmyangst]

pharcyde has a song devoted to yo mama jokes .
my favourite verse :