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EricAllen

EricAllen

Glendale, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 19, 2002 03:55 PM

that's right gime what you got. I want to hear "Your Mama" jokes. This came to me as i went to go read Chloe's Journal right now. And it occured to me that I've never seen any YOUR MAMA jokes.

Lets keep this funny. I want to hear them & I'm sure Chloe's would too.

Here's one for ya.

Yo Mama is soo stoopid that when she asked what kind of jeans I was wearing , I told her "Guess". She looked at me & replied "I don't know levi's?" biggrin tongue

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

NOV 19, 2002 03:59 PM

dude. that's not funny. my mom is dead.

-tuff

Big_Baby_Satan

Big_Baby_Satan

Canada
September 2002

NOV 19, 2002 04:01 PM

Lil_Tuffy said:
dude. that's not funny. my mom is dead.

-tuff



She sure is, last time i was fuckin her she barley moved at all. eeek

EricAllen

EricAllen

Glendale, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 19, 2002 04:05 PM

Tuffy, why you got to ruin my fun. It's like you cappin on my grandmother, asking why she wears army boots & me tell you that my grandma has no legs.

EricAllen

EricAllen

Glendale, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 19, 2002 04:06 PM

Big_Baby_Satan said:

She sure is, last time i was fuckin her she barley moved at all. eeek



BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ROTFL
tongue bok

Booshanky

Booshanky

San Pedro, CA
September 2002

NOV 19, 2002 04:14 PM

Yo mommas so stupid she though asphalt was a butt desease

Big_Baby_Satan

Big_Baby_Satan

Canada
September 2002

NOV 19, 2002 04:16 PM

Yo mama's so fat I have to roll TWICE to get off the bitch oink

navin

navin

Seattle, WA
September 2002

NOV 19, 2002 04:21 PM

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif...

Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

NOV 19, 2002 04:21 PM

Your mom is so fat she has a measurable schwartzchild radius. Ah yeah.
Your mom is so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Your mom is so phat, she'd go great with my system.

www.yourmom.com

Takeshi21

Takeshi21

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

NOV 19, 2002 04:23 PM

Yo mama's so fat I have to roll her around in flour just to find the wet spot.

Yo mama's so fat I can slap her thigh and ride the waves in.

PepperSinclaire

PepperSinclaire

I'm lost
August 2002

NOV 19, 2002 04:24 PM

Yo mamma is so fat that when she goes to the beach the tide comes in...

Yo mamma is so fat, joggers run around her for exercise...

Yo mamma is so stupid, she tried to sit down on the floor and missed...

Ben whatever

Lesa

Lesa

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

NOV 19, 2002 04:24 PM

Big_Baby_Satan

Big_Baby_Satan

Canada
September 2002

NOV 19, 2002 04:24 PM

yo mama's so hairy, her best friend is han solo

EricAllen

EricAllen

Glendale, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 19, 2002 04:28 PM

Yo mama is so fat that she puts her belt on with a boomerang.

jperk72216341

jperk72216341

I'm lost
October 2002

NOV 19, 2002 04:52 PM

Your moma is so fat that when she ran away from home they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Your moma is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

jperk72216341

jperk72216341

I'm lost
October 2002

NOV 19, 2002 04:52 PM

Your moma is so fat that when she ran away from home they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Your moma is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

jperk72216341

jperk72216341

I'm lost
October 2002

NOV 19, 2002 04:52 PM

Your moma is so fat that when she ran away from home they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Your moma is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

jperk72216341

jperk72216341

I'm lost
October 2002

NOV 19, 2002 04:52 PM

Your moma is so fat that when she ran away from home they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Your moma is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

a548456

a548456

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

NOV 19, 2002 04:59 PM

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator it has to go down...biggrin
Spike

Stiles

Stiles

New York, NY
November 2002

NOV 19, 2002 05:02 PM

your momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROND the house!

Lefty

Lefty

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

NOV 19, 2002 06:51 PM

yo mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to make minute rice....

yo mama's so fat, they use her back for the screen at the drive in....


[Edited on Nov 19, 2002 by Lefty]

JomRopGame

JomRopGame

Thousand Oaks, CA
October 2002

NOV 20, 2002 03:01 AM

yo mamma got an afro with a chinstrap...yo mamma yo mamma yo mamma
yo mamma got a pegleg wit a kickstand

pharsyde? anyone? anyone? beuller?

Catculus

Catculus

Haughton, LA
September 2002

NOV 20, 2002 03:30 AM

my sister and I are always saying, "You mama..." to each other. It's always something really silly. Like she's say she's doing something and I'll be like, "You mama's..." whatever she was doing. Or sometimes we'll say it after something we said ourselves.

We are insane.

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

NOV 20, 2002 10:01 AM

Cat said:
my sister and I are always saying, "You mama..." to each other. It's always something really silly. Like she's say she's doing something and I'll be like, "You mama's..." whatever she was doing. Or sometimes we'll say it after something we said ourselves.

We are insane.



It's okay. My brother and I say "our mom" and our mom is always like, "you guys, I'm standing right here. golly."

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

MAR 02, 2006 12:50 PM

BUMP!
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bj cause she heard it would help with his unemployment.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she can see people waving

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