YO MAMA IS.......

that's right gime what you got. I want to hear "Your Mama" jokes. This came to me as i went to go read Chloe's Journal right now. And it occured to me that I've never seen any YOUR MAMA jokes.

Lets keep this funny. I want to hear them & I'm sure Chloe's would too.

Here's one for ya.

Yo Mama is soo stoopid that when she asked what kind of jeans I was wearing , I told her "Guess". She looked at me & replied "I don't know levi's?"

She sure is, last time i was fuckin her she barley moved at all.

Tuffy, why you got to ruin my fun. It's like you cappin on my grandmother, asking why she wears army boots & me tell you that my grandma has no legs.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ROTFL

Yo mommas so stupid she though asphalt was a butt desease

Yo mama's so fat I have to roll TWICE to get off the bitch

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif...

Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama's so fat I have to roll her around in flour just to find the wet spot.

Yo mama's so fat I can slap her thigh and ride the waves in.

Yo mamma is so fat that when she goes to the beach the tide comes in...

Yo mamma is so fat, joggers run around her for exercise...

Yo mamma is so stupid, she tried to sit down on the floor and missed...

Ben

I cheated.

yo mama's so hairy, her best friend is han solo

Yo mama is so fat that she puts her belt on with a boomerang.

Your moma is so fat that when she ran away from home they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Your moma is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Your moma is so fat that when she ran away from home they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Your moma is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Your moma is so fat that when she ran away from home they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Your moma is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Your moma is so fat that when she ran away from home they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Your moma is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator it has to go down...
Spike

your momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROND the house!

yo mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to make minute rice....

yo mama's so fat, they use her back for the screen at the drive in....


[Edited on Nov 19, 2002 by Lefty]

yo mamma got an afro with a chinstrap...yo mamma yo mamma yo mamma
yo mamma got a pegleg wit a kickstand

pharsyde? anyone? anyone? beuller?

my sister and I are always saying, "You mama..." to each other. It's always something really silly. Like she's say she's doing something and I'll be like, "You mama's..." whatever she was doing. Or sometimes we'll say it after something we said ourselves.

We are insane.

BUMP!
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bj cause she heard it would help with his unemployment.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she can see people waving