Going Gray

I should go gray any minute now.

Wish me luck people.

I dunno when I'm coming back but I decided on food/SG.

I love food so much.

But man, I really love SG.

Everyone is so sexy and hip, even the really dumb ones.

So, so dumb, keep on hipstering.

I'll miss the rest of you though.

Shrug.

Kittens.

Best. Signoff. Ever.

Looks like I've got two hours.

Better make the best of it *checks to see if now ones looking and takes off pants*....just kidding....yea....just kidding

Goodluck with your future.

Best wishes.
Come on back now ya hear

Enjoy the food.

So, maybe I'll come back sometime.

What shall I spend all my time obsessing about in the interim?

perhaps I'll work on my short game.

ooooh no, It's the winter.

I could take up smoking, then quit to save money.

SG is cheaper than smoking. Plus, you know, nakedness.

all you have to do is give up like 2-3 meals and you can have 3 more months of SG

you can sell your blood

Or I could sell my SOUL!!!!

Thanks for the offer, but I've got an overstock like you wouldn't believe.

Hey, is my warranty still good on that

SG > food.

moniker42 > *

SG > most things you'd spend your money on

Dude, you know abuse like yours voided the terms of that warranty a looooooooong time ago.

So... did I just get called sexy, hip, and dumb all at once?

Cause I'm kind of okay with that as long as I got called sexy. And hip.

ugh, thats so evil

don't be afraid. go toward the light.

wouldn't it be go toward the mix of darkness and light thus creating grey

you mean OUTSIDE? *shivers*

I thought this thread was going to be about getting gray hair. I started getting mine when I was about 24.

Steve Martin had grey hair early.

So did that one shifty kid on eerie indiana

Same here, I was 18 when I first noticed white hairs