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Christopher

Christopher

Portland, OR
November 2002

JAN 11, 2005 09:49 PM

A British Christian group has brought a blashemy suit against the BBC for airing Jerry Springer: The Opera. The group, Christian Voice, found the broadcast “totally offensive," as did 47,000 people.

Christian Voice national director Stephen Green said: "If Jerry Springer - The Opera isn't blasphemous then nothing in Britain is sacred."

He said the show was "much worse" than he expected when he saw it and said it portrayed Jesus as a "coprophiliac sexual deviant". A coprophiliac is someone sexually aroused by [feces.]

"[Jesus] proclaims he is a bit gay, he has this shouting match with the devil - it's just foul-mouthed tirades against the devil and against his blessed mother," Mr Green said.

"The damage that must have done to impressionable young people is incalculable."


Approximately one million, seven hundred people watched the broadcast on Saturday—all of whom renounced God the next day.

Minerva

Minerva

HOPEFUL

Annapolis, MD

JAN 12, 2005 04:03 PM

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

mister_x

mister_x

Plano, TX
January 2003

JAN 12, 2005 04:12 PM

Hullo, and welcome to the 21st century!

MandB

MandB

Bremerton, WA
February 2004

JAN 12, 2005 04:13 PM

Ooh, does this mean I can sue Comedy Central for their depictions of jesus on Southpark?!? I mean if I go to hell, surely it's their fault, right???? skull

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

JAN 12, 2005 04:18 PM

drumbud said:
Ooh, does this mean I can sue Comedy Central for their depictions of jesus on Southpark?!? I mean if I go to hell, surely it's their fault, right???? skull


only if you're british.

JamesRiot

JamesRiot

San Pedro, CA
December 2003

JAN 12, 2005 04:30 PM

If I've said it once, I've said it 666 times...FUCK the Christians! Fuck them in their up-tight little asses.

Perhaps I should be more specific. Fuck the kind of christians that have nothing better to do than bitch and moan about things they find offensive and try to SUE over it. Fucking God-Nazis...

jake_lex

jake_lex

Lexington, KY
February 2003

JAN 12, 2005 04:35 PM




He said the show was "much worse" than he expected when he saw it and said it portrayed Jesus as a "coprophiliac sexual deviant". A coprophiliac is someone sexually aroused by faeces.

"[Jesus] proclaims he is a bit gay, he has this shouting match with the devil - it's just foul-mouthed tirades against the devil and against his blessed mother," Mr Green said.



God damn I want to see that . tongue tongue tongue

I'd always thought Jesus would be more into the watersports, but I guess not.

(By the way, the Jesus I know would totally laugh His ass off at that special. He's got a really good sense of humor, unlike a lot of His followers.)

Wigumoto

Wigumoto

United Kingdom
April 2004

JAN 12, 2005 04:39 PM

I should thank Christian Voice, I didn't even know BBC was airing Jerry Springer the Opera until I saw them protesting on the news. Thanks for the heads up guys, it was very entertaining.

pavlovsdog

pavlovsdog

Asheville, NC
May 2004

JAN 12, 2005 04:43 PM

And I thought American Christians had no sense of humor.

lilac44

lilac44

United Kingdom
November 2004

JAN 12, 2005 04:44 PM

I'm so glad they broadcasted it.

It was the funniest thing I've seen for ages!

EdmundOG

EdmundOG

I'm lost
July 2004

JAN 12, 2005 05:12 PM

Blasphe-everybody on the booooard!

hermetica

hermetica

Cook Islands
January 2004

JAN 12, 2005 05:37 PM

Turin said:

drumbud said:
Ooh, does this mean I can sue Comedy Central for their depictions of jesus on Southpark?!? I mean if I go to hell, surely it's their fault, right???? skull


only if you're british.




Hahahaaa! Reminds me of Rowan Atkinson's ''Welcome to Hell' skit..

'Rapists, Murderers and..... Lawyers.. over there,please.. biggrin biggrin

Kayla

Kayla

Dublin, CA
June 2003

JAN 12, 2005 06:02 PM

the title made me think of eddie izzard. i win.

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

JAN 12, 2005 06:03 PM

When did the British become pussies?

EdmundOG

EdmundOG

I'm lost
July 2004

JAN 12, 2005 06:55 PM

Kayla said:
the title made me think of eddie izzard. i win.



No, I win, as I already supplied the next line. HA HAAAA!

ill_will

ill_will

Detroit, MI
September 2004

JAN 12, 2005 06:56 PM

Britain is becoming more and more like America everyday.

Attack_Macaque

Attack_Macaque

Mesquite, TX
September 2004

JAN 12, 2005 07:08 PM

Funny, you'd think that an infinitely powerful god could deal with blasphemy himself without needing help from the British government. surreal

jaggy

jaggy

Austin, TX
October 2003

JAN 12, 2005 07:09 PM

madmanjo said:
Britain is becoming more and more like America everyday.



bush is rubbing off on blair. blair's been seen at walmart over crawford one too many times.

pensquare

pensquare

Tustin, CA
April 2003

JAN 12, 2005 07:14 PM

"All I said was 'this meal is good enough for Jehovah.'"

katiebarthedoor

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY
December 2004

JAN 12, 2005 07:18 PM

God just released a press statement. apperantly Gods' scion to earth has changed his name to Jesus "pay up, sucka" Christ. surreal

EdmundOG

EdmundOG

I'm lost
July 2004

JAN 12, 2005 07:18 PM

pensquare said:
"All I said was 'this meal is good enough for Jehovah.'"



Again! He said it again! BLASPHEMER!!!

AkiraLi

AkiraLi

Norristown, PA
March 2003

JAN 12, 2005 07:27 PM

Geez. What will they do when they start airing old episodes of Popeman with Altarboy?

EdmundOG

EdmundOG

I'm lost
July 2004

JAN 12, 2005 08:01 PM

Akira said:
Geez. What will they do when they start airing old episodes of Popeman with Altarboy?



Watch out, Popeman!

::throws Jesus discs::

Wow, Popeman! You sure shot them out of the sky!

AkiraLi

AkiraLi

Norristown, PA
March 2003

JAN 12, 2005 08:06 PM

EdmundOG said:

Akira said:
Geez. What will they do when they start airing old episodes of Popeman with Altarboy?



Watch out, Popeman!

::throws Jesus discs::

Wow, Popeman! You sure shot them out of the sky!


Could be a whole series...with a lot of complaints.

TheRealTexaSGuy

TheRealTexaSGuy

Tacoma, WA
December 2003

JAN 12, 2005 10:32 PM

So if Jerry's little opera did incalculable damage to impressionable young people, what did thousands of Christian priests the world over raping and molesting many of these same children do to these same minds?

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