I'd like to tell you a story

about a girl. Let's call her Kathleen. Let's say she's also my girlfriends roomate.

Firstly, i hope i'm not jumping to conclusions, but here it is.

So i'm going out to a party with my gf. We're leaving and we say to Kathleen "We're going out, we wont be back tonite."
Says Katie, "Ok, cool. Neither will I."
So the party sucks and we come home early. The doors are locked, the lights are off. I open my gf's bedroom door and see Kathleen sitting at the computer, frantically shutting down all kinds of windows. (I would also later on realize that she had taken off her bra and thrown it on the ground). She's also got two or three lamps, with red and purple clothes over them so that they give off soft, ambient lighting. Anyways, she rushes out, mumbling some shit and I close the door behind her.
A few moments later, i see a used condom wrapper on the desk Kathleen was just sitting at. Now, we use a pretty specific type of condom (which was one of the ones sitting on the desk). However, we had not even slept at my gf's house for a few days and I can tell you for sure I wasn't simply left over from our own use.
The next day my gf questions her about the condom.
"oh," kathleen says, "i was blowing it up as a joke for a friend on your webcam."
(at this point i'd like to point out the condoms are lubed, she'd have got it ALL over her face. I'd also like to point out that Kathleen would have had to root through all of my gf's stuff just to get to the condom).
Only a few hours later, my gf realizes her cylindrical travel-toothbrush holder was missing from where she had put it just that morning. It still hasn't turned up.

Am I crazy? Or did her roomate just use the toothbrush holder as an "aid".

[Edited on Jan 10, 2005 by bruiseoftheyear]

Yes she did.

Edited to add: I think it is time your girl got a new roommate.

[Edited on Jan 10, 2005 by inkncarrots]

I'd think so. Nothing like the sweet, warm lovin' of a toothbrush holder.

that's weird. at least she used a condom.

I know eh? this is pretty much the most insulting / wierdiest / grossest thing she's done in a while.

Unfortunately for another 4 months, she's stuck with her till the lease runs out.

yeah, god knows what could have happened... at least she stayed safe!

Wow. Not only that but she used her computer, too.

Well, at least you got a good story out of it.

Maybe she was trying to be nice to her roommate. In a sick kind of way, I would rather have condom lube on my toothbrush holder than my roommate's goo. Well, nevermind, I would just throw it away.

it's definately not one i can write home about.

Hahahahahahahahaha! That is the best bedtime story I've ever read!

Well then, might I suggest that your girlfriend hide her candles, markers, screwdrivers, lotion bottles, and anything that makes even the slightest vibration, including cell phones and PS2 controllers.

*puts condom lube on your toothbrush*


sorry. i don't know why.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

she should buy herself a door lock, and buy her roomie a vibrator

at least she took the time to create good lighting.

hm. strange.


i was webcamming it with this girl the other night, we were having a grand old time pleasuring ourselves with bathroom apparatuses when all of a sudden she ended the session with no warning!

what gives?




anyway good luck with your problem. she sounds like a real fruit.

you should get some hidden cameras and "leave" again another night. lol.

man thats hot....you should ebay the toothbrush holder

.... yeah, the use of the condom really stumps me.

beat me to it

Perhaps she was afraid of getting knocked up and having wee teethbrushes...er...toothbrusheses...um...teethbrushisees...aw, fuck it, you know what I mean.

It can protect you from any germs on the device. People with "jelly" dildos use condoms since the jellyskin stuff is porous and can't be cleansed like a silicone dildo.

Also, she may have wanted to keep her roomie's toothbrush holder free of cootch goo. Still. God. Yuck.