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Frenchy

San Francisco, CA

November 2004

JAN 10, 2005 07:28 PM

CULTURE: Rent-A-Midget

Being tolerant and open minded is one thing, but Renting a Midget to spice up a party... I don't think so!

Think about the best party you've ever been to, wouldn't it have been better if there was a midget there? Another boring day at the office, why not have one of our little people go down and bring some life in there!

Rent-a-Midget is not a joke. Our employees provide a memorable festive atmosphere. From Midget Strip Shows, to Christmas Cookie Servers or Office Pranks, Rent-A-Midget.com has the right little person for any occasion. If you have any questions don't hesitate to call.

Rent-a-Midget began in early 2004 as a means for little people to connect with customers seeking little people services. Owners Jack Lopez, Chris Fetterer, and Brian Vick started the company with the premise of providing a more diverse party atmosphere, all within a sense of humor. We just thought it would be cool to hire little people to hang out at parties, said Lopez, Theres nothing mean-spirited about it.

We are a brand new company and constantly growing everyday so bear with us, we will have a new website soon and more of the craziest parties you have ever seen!!!

Maybe I should rent a blind person next time I go camping!

turin

Denver, CO

October 2003

JAN 10, 2005 08:02 PM

...and frat boys everywhere shed tears of joy.

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

JAN 10, 2005 08:02 PM

We are a brand new company and constantly growing everyday so bear with us...

Ha! They're growing every day! Get it.?

Yeah.

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

JAN 10, 2005 08:05 PM

I don't think this is a terrible thing. Little people and other people who would once have been called freaks used to be able to make a good living for themselves and their families by exhibiting themselves. If a person chooses this life on their own who are we to say they're wrong to do it?

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

JAN 10, 2005 08:09 PM

Can I throw them? That's all I want to know.

Yo_La_Jimbo

Miami, FL

December 2004

JAN 10, 2005 08:11 PM

These ideas are flashes in the pan. My last venture, Rent-a-Milwaukee Threesome, went down the tubes. The "office prank" backfired.

Bobdylan5

San Diego, CA

November 2004

JAN 10, 2005 08:12 PM

Oompah Loompah Doopah De Day

acetracer

Hollywood, FL

January 2004

JAN 10, 2005 08:15 PM

This is really old news, Beetlejuice and Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf both used to do this all the time. Generally, if everyone has a good time I don't see what's wrong with it. You're more exploited when you go to work.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

JAN 10, 2005 08:20 PM

Turin said:
...and frat boys everywhere shed tears of joy.

Frat boys my ass. I'd totally be down for this. Midgets are the awesome, and should be studied by scientists for their magical powers.

turin

Denver, CO

October 2003

JAN 10, 2005 08:23 PM

MisterSatan said:

Turin said:
...and frat boys everywhere shed tears of joy.

Frat boys my ass. I'd totally be down for this. Midgets are the awesome, and should be studied by scientists for their magical powers.

yeah, but you'd probably be fucking nice to them or some shit.

pensquare

Tustin, CA

April 2003

JAN 10, 2005 08:24 PM

We are a brand new company and constantly growing everyday so bear with us...

Ha! They're growing every day! Get it.?

Yeah.

That was good. Really.

I mean, I laughed.

Really.

pensquare

Tustin, CA

April 2003

JAN 10, 2005 08:24 PM

Ack! Ugh! Eek! Wha- What the hell?

A double post? ME??

[Edited on Jan 10, 2005 by pensquare]

Capt_Sparrow

Prescott, AZ

January 2004

JAN 10, 2005 08:43 PM

yes im one step closer to creating my midget football team mewaaaaaahhhhh

[Edited on Jan 10, 2005 by Mavis]

doctorspooky

Ituna, SK

September 2003

JAN 10, 2005 08:51 PM

I think it's fine as long as the little people themselves are okay with it.

I know if I was a little person I'd milk the hell out of it. I'd drive a power wheels car, live in a midget sized house, with midget sized furniture, and pay midget sized heating bills.

Lucy

SUICIDEGIRL

Yemen

JAN 10, 2005 09:31 PM

I totally want a little person.
I think they're adorable.

FireBrand

South River, NJ

December 2004

JAN 10, 2005 09:39 PM

i heard of a bar nearby that has midget tossing on monday nights, so they could have a worse job. plus my friend mike is getting married in a bit, he likes both strippers and little people so i think i gots us a plan for the bachelor party

unite105

Salt Lake City, UT

February 2004

JAN 10, 2005 09:51 PM

i want to rent one to walk next to me all day. i think that would be amusing. at least to me. and we'd chat, that'd be fun

Starbait

Canada

January 2005

JAN 10, 2005 09:59 PM

well, they have rent-a-stripper, don't they?

at my friend's sweet 16 her mom ordered a 'stripping chicken'... a poor sod in a huge chicken costume debriefing to briefs...

pensquare

Tustin, CA

April 2003

JAN 10, 2005 10:08 PM

Mavis said:
yes im one step closer to creating my midget football team mewaaaaaahhhhh

I would.... actually like to see that.

I'm trying to decide whether it'd be more entertaining to see midget-on-midget football, or a midget team against the Packers.

Admiral_Pants

Austin, TX

May 2004

JAN 10, 2005 10:15 PM

I wish I were a midget so people would pay me to go to parties.

Dayva

Holly Springs, NC

November 2004

JAN 10, 2005 10:36 PM

I'm probaby going to hell for this, but I would so rent a midget, if only to watch him run. Running midgets are funny.

redhotfuss

Canada

June 2004

JAN 10, 2005 10:41 PM

wow, i never knew bridget the midget also had a band, on top of her porn career. i love little people.
i saw a hot midget at the bank and she had big boobs and was dressed all hot,yow!
then she started smoking , and then i could even look at her that way anymore. too bad, it could have been beautiful.
i may never fully recover.

redhotfuss

Canada

June 2004

JAN 10, 2005 10:42 PM

o, and midgets can kick themselves in the head.
ITS TRUE!

Sethy

United Kingdom

April 2003

JAN 10, 2005 10:57 PM

Ive always wanted a pet midget, this is close as ill ever get.

Anton

Australia

September 2003

JAN 10, 2005 11:00 PM

ExcitableBoy said:
I wish I were a midget so people would pay me to go to parties.

Seriously. If you're going to exploit yourself, it may as well be for just turning up and being short.

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