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joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN

January 2003

JAN 10, 2005 10:48 AM

Hey, fellas.

Ow...ow.

Have you ever sneezed really, really hard just to have your nut sack draw up tightly in incredibly intense pain.

Ow...sweet Jesus...ow.

it only lasts for a few seconds but it hurts like a sonofubitch.

What the fuck is that, anyway?

*rubs my "boys" gently*

Ow.

[Edited on Jan 10, 2005 by joshof13thfloor]

FreakPirate

Canada

November 2002

JAN 10, 2005 10:53 AM

I can't say I ever have... but believe me, you have my sympathy anyways.

MeatWad

United Kingdom

December 2003

JAN 10, 2005 10:53 AM

is that as bad as jumping into the car and sitting on your nads?

ImaginaryRobot

Miami, FL

November 2004

JAN 10, 2005 10:55 AM

you should start a sore genitals support group with Ryan_Dipietro. He had a run in with his lawnmower

ImaginaryRobot

Miami, FL

November 2004

JAN 10, 2005 11:03 AM

BrokenGavelBlues said:

crazypills said:
you should start a sore genitals support group with Ryan_Dipietro. He had a run in with his lawnmower

I'm sure Lain would find some way to qualify for membership before to long.

As soon as he passes the tack

MrSmead

Savannah, GA

February 2003

JAN 10, 2005 11:04 AM

Coughing or puking really hard gives mine a nasty tug and usually leaves me seeing spots, but sneezing sofar has not.

pensquare

Tustin, CA

April 2003

JAN 10, 2005 11:04 AM

I don't have that problem, but every once in a while I accidentally sneeze while I'm taking a piss, and my asshole stings for a week.

If I may be frank for a moment, that is.

MeatWad

United Kingdom

December 2003

JAN 10, 2005 11:08 AM

WOAH.

that can't be right.

thelastbeliever

United Kingdom

January 2004

JAN 10, 2005 11:09 AM

This site never ceases to amaze me. And neither do you Josh.

ImaginaryRobot

Miami, FL

November 2004

JAN 10, 2005 11:11 AM

Damn... nut tugging, ball dropping, asshole stinging sneezes....

This should be a claritin commercial

CaptBlackHeart

Denver, CO

August 2004

JAN 10, 2005 11:16 AM

sometimes my urethra gets sore. that hurts like a mother fucker. it's kinda like pulling a muscle cept really really painful

maybe thats too much though i don't know

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN

January 2003

JAN 10, 2005 11:17 AM

crazypills said:
Damn... nut tugging, ball dropping, asshole stinging sneezes....

This should be a claritin commercial

Either that or a new genre of hardcore pornography.

Lain

Astoria, NY

April 2004

JAN 10, 2005 11:18 AM

YOU RANG?

Yeah... it sucks. Ive had that happen once... wow.... owie

ImaginaryRobot

Miami, FL

November 2004

JAN 10, 2005 11:18 AM

BrokenGavelBlues said:
Well at first I was hopeful that it was actually a universal phenomenon, but now it seems as if it's unique to joshof13thfloor and I.

How special.

Yeah... after consulting your SG friends... maybe see a doctor about that

ImaginaryRobot

Miami, FL

November 2004

JAN 10, 2005 11:19 AM

joshof13thfloor said:

crazypills said:
Damn... nut tugging, ball dropping, asshole stinging sneezes....

This should be a claritin commercial

Either that or a new genre of hardcore pornography.

Ohhhhh the possibilities! I think you found a niche! Go with it...

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

JAN 10, 2005 11:20 AM

I have a fucking hernia, and I've never had that happen to me. Get thee to a goddamn doctor, Josh.

whirlyknives

New Orleans, LA

August 2004

JAN 10, 2005 11:21 AM

pensquare said:
I don't have that problem, but every once in a while I accidentally sneeze while I'm taking a piss, and my asshole stings for a week.

If I may be frank for a moment, that is.

that's unfortunate.

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN

January 2003

JAN 10, 2005 11:31 AM

MisterSatan said:
I have a fucking hernia, and I've never had that happen to me. Get thee to a goddamn doctor, Josh.

Thanks, 'Satan. I might just do that.

Damn, I really kind of expected more guys to suffer from this.

Oh well, it's not the first time i've found out i'm a freak of nature and i'm sure it probably won't be the last.

Archi

Austin, TX

January 2005

JAN 10, 2005 11:37 AM

My allergies were killing me the day after my vasectomy and I couldn't stop sneezing. The first was a nut buster on top of the pain I was already in (frozen peas and JD were my best friends that morning).

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN

January 2003

JAN 10, 2005 11:41 AM

Archi said:
My allergies were killing me the day after my vasectomy and I couldn't stop sneezing. The first was a nut buster on top of the pain I was already in (frozen peas and JD were my best friends that morning).

Good God, that sounds like some sort of bizzare punishment...for rapists in Hell.

PointBlank

New York, NY

November 2004

JAN 10, 2005 11:45 AM

See a doctor. Serious.

dixiehelle

I'm lost

October 2004

JAN 10, 2005 11:45 AM

is there a boys group?

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN

January 2003

JAN 10, 2005 12:05 PM

dixiebelle said:
is there a boys group?

So are you trying to say that you that you didn't like hearing about my sneeze related ball pain?

Damn, you women are so hard to please sometimes.

dixiehelle

I'm lost

October 2004

JAN 10, 2005 12:16 PM

joshof13thfloor said:

dixiebelle said:
is there a boys group?

So are you trying to say that you that you didn't like hearing about my sneeze related ball pain?

Damn, you women are so hard to please sometimes.

so, did i tell you about the giant clots that came out of me on my last period..... sorry, please continue boys....

BlueLeopard

Champaign, IL

November 2004

JAN 10, 2005 12:19 PM

Dude, that sucks.

Never had it happen to me in that way.

But after reading about it I did have a few seconds of sympathy pain.

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