Why do my neighbors never sleep?

Using the Suk-O-Lux at 11:00 PM, walking about at 3:00 AM, hardcore squeaky bed fucking at 5:30 AM. What is up with these people. They aren't super loud, but they are up all the damn time. I do not understand.

YOU'RE my next door neighbor? I didn't think he was the kind of guy to have an SG account!

Sorry!

if there bikers--meth
if there gay--coke

Drugs

edited to be nice


[Edited on Jan 09, 2005 by chestercopperpot]

I heard my neighbors (the ones in the next building over completely across the apartment coutyard and in the NEXT complex) haveing the loudest most animalistic grunting sex tonight. Kind of made me laugh, kind of made me bitter.

what about gay bikers?

Hey, is this Peterson's neighbor?

Gee do you do a good straight guy impersonation!

I'm up all the time. You can hear me making odd noises, things banging into the wall constantly, things falling down, etc.., and I love walking around my dark house at all hours of the night, but I assure you, it's nothing naughty. I just find random things to do. And I also like pissing people off by re-stepping on that one really squeaky floor board and opening the squeaky doors really..really..really slowly..time..after..time...

well if theyre redneck bikers. but i think if they ride a crotchrocket thats a different story...

I live on the other side of these people! I especially love the piano music at 7am on Sundays!

yup

gay bikers drink hydraulic fluid and fight crime. duh.

there are so many +s and -s to living on the bottom floor.

I'm gonna go with Speed. Sorry to hear that. They're compulsive and ker-azy.

doesnt this mean you are up too?

Dont be a lazy bastard...who cares if you have to walk up the stairs everyday...I move to the top floor every time...I cant stand people over me making noise...

[Edited on Jan 09, 2005 by turboklipse]

Only because I can't sleep through the loudness!

of course. how could i be so stupid, gosh, i'm a fricking idiot!

I decided to keep them up by singing along to Beck's "Mutations" Ha! Ha-ha!

Here's a better plan.

Go to a pawn shop. get some good size house speakers, that are not bad, but cheap enough that you dont care about them.

Hook them up to your stereo.

go to a local place that sells shitty bling. they should have cds, that ONLY having pounding bass sounds on them. put the speakers to the wall.

when they get quiet. you turn on the sounds.

failing that... find a cd with whales on it. i'm pretty sure i have that one.

its supposed to be releaxing... in all reality it sounds like passing gas, underwater.

good luck, and god speed.

Oops, thanks for reminding me...

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Honestly! It's not my gran's fault that she likes to play church hymms every Sunday....give the poor old bag a break.

I can hear people singing gospel music from the flat above every sunday, 8 - 11.

I find it brings something else to that Sunday morning hangover.

Turning over the pillow to the cool side that your head wasn't resting on all night is far more soothing though.