Forum Fodder: 2005 Sign Up LIst

Okay, as sometimes it is difficult for us to find your threads right away, we would appreciate it if you would leave a quick post here if you've just done any of the following things.

1. Posted a request for a threesome.
2. Posted a shitty poem for us to read.
3. Posted looking to hook-up (read: sex).
4. Posted asking for honest feedback on your looks.
5. Posted an anouncement that you're giving away "free sex."
6. Posted about your penis size and/or your pubic hair. (thanks, inkncarrots)
7. Posted that you are "in the market for more spread the legz" (thanks, oddyophile)
8. Posted just to "practictionate [ur] hirroble spell1ng" (thanks again, oddyophile)

We are basically looking for anything that opens you up to a witty barrage of comments and posts, all at your expense of course.

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter, and we look forrward to wokring with you in 2005!



EDITED: to add to the list

[Edited on Jan 09, 2005 by capitalistfig]

What if someone wants to talk about the size of their penis?

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[Edited on Jan 12, 2005 by Keith]

There is an addendum to the list.

A.) As hard as it is to believe, this isn't the first forum I've ever belonged to

B.) Sorry, I forgot that I wasn't told the secret handshake yet

No, he's been here for 2 months and he's asking for assistance in his laziness and desire to read funny threads without having to wade through boring ones.

I love when people mistake seniority with superiority on this site. It's rad.

There are....other....forums?

personally i think both seniority and superiority are lame elitist egomaniac bullshit to feed the needs of those who feel insecure and jaded and must justify themselves by placing others below them
except in the cases of said threads
in which case such ignorance is usually deservant of such
hehe
oh hello there delusion

Then God help us all.

secret handshake dummy

I'm finally in! I feel like... 10... no 12x cooler!

*nvmnd*


[Edited on Jan 09, 2005 by Keith]

What if I'm in the market for more spread the legz, or want to practictionate my hirroble spell1ng? Can I add that here? MOre attention is required on these pressing issues.

Consider it done.