I promised Clara a pony

I promised Clara a pony. Unfortunately...my NJ Mega-Millions lottery tickey didn't even have one matching number.

Don't deprive Clara of her pony. So, all we need is for 2,499 of you to donate a dollar.

The goddam thing is called "Calendar Girl" for goodness sake. Are YOU going to let Calendar Girl rot away in a stable? Are YOU going to let poor lil' Clara go teary-eyed without a pony? You are one heartless bastard if you asnwered "yes" to more than one of those questions.

Aww, she's pretty headed.

Yeah. I don't think I want to live in a new era without miniature horses.

i dare you to put up a donation page. if she felt guilty, could alway donate it to the tsuinami fund.

I would donate a dollar to buy Clara a pony, but the combination would be dangerously cute cute and could cause head explosions.

I'd like to see Clara holding a tiny fluffy easter chick.

You know I was going to buy a bench for the town park with my tax return, but this is so much cooler.

Can we re- "name her Princess and ride her every day?"

I'm hesitant, because I worry that Clara may get sick of it and flush it down the toilet. The sewers are already overflowing with mutant ponies.

ill come off with a dollar. it looks fat. i think its being kept in a closet. poor thing

It's true. I've seen them.

Why don't you just give her a "baloney pony", dumbass?

That doesn't work for every woman.

We'll see about that!

*unzips pants*

It's like walking in on your parents!

*turns away*

Did he just call me old?

Where's my Pony? I want to see a thread called "Donate Lillie a Pony". I WANT IT NOW!!

Yes, yes he did.

cash - your truck isn't big enough for the pony. get Clara one of those minature, dog sized ponys.

I think thats what the one in the picture is.