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Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

JAN 09, 2005 06:24 PM

I promised Clara a pony. Unfortunately...my NJ Mega-Millions lottery tickey didn't even have one matching number.

Don't deprive Clara of her pony. So, all we need is for 2,499 of you to donate a dollar.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

JAN 09, 2005 06:26 PM



The goddam thing is called "Calendar Girl" for goodness sake. Are YOU going to let Calendar Girl rot away in a stable? Are YOU going to let poor lil' Clara go teary-eyed without a pony? You are one heartless bastard if you asnwered "yes" to more than one of those questions.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JAN 09, 2005 06:27 PM

Aww, she's pretty headed.

Chitin

Chitin

New York, NY
December 2004

JAN 09, 2005 06:27 PM

Yeah. I don't think I want to live in a new era without miniature horses.

zenFish

zenFish

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

JAN 09, 2005 06:27 PM

i dare you to put up a donation page. tongue if she felt guilty, could alway donate it to the tsuinami fund. smile

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

JAN 09, 2005 06:35 PM

I would donate a dollar to buy Clara a pony, but the combination would be dangerously cute cute and could cause head explosions.

I'd like to see Clara holding a tiny fluffy easter chick.

xmomx

xmomx

Poulsbo, WA
January 2003

JAN 09, 2005 06:36 PM

You know I was going to buy a bench for the town park with my tax return, but this is so much cooler. love

Can we re- "name her Princess and ride her every day?"

JohnClement

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD
January 2004

JAN 09, 2005 06:37 PM

I'm hesitant, because I worry that Clara may get sick of it and flush it down the toilet. The sewers are already overflowing with mutant ponies.

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

JAN 09, 2005 08:13 PM

Don't worry. I have two cats and a dog. They'll ride the pony when I'm not available.

katiebarthedoor

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY
December 2004

JAN 09, 2005 08:30 PM

ill come off with a dollar. it looks fat. i think its being kept in a closet. poor thing

battlin_albright

battlin_albright

Dayton, OH
June 2004

JAN 09, 2005 08:59 PM

BillHaverchuck said:
I'm hesitant, because I worry that Clara may get sick of it and flush it down the toilet. The sewers are already overflowing with mutant ponies.


It's true. I've seen them. eeek

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JAN 09, 2005 09:18 PM

Why don't you just give her a "baloney pony", dumbass?

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JAN 09, 2005 09:43 PM

MisterSatan said:
Why don't you just give her a "baloney pony", dumbass?



That doesn't work for every woman.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JAN 09, 2005 09:46 PM

unravled said:

MisterSatan said:
Why don't you just give her a "baloney pony", dumbass?


That doesn't work for every woman.


We'll see about that!

*unzips pants*

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

JAN 09, 2005 09:47 PM

MisterSatan said:

unravled said:

MisterSatan said:
Why don't you just give her a "baloney pony", dumbass?


That doesn't work for every woman.


We'll see about that!

*unzips pants*



It's like walking in on your parents!

*turns away*

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JAN 09, 2005 10:02 PM

toothpickmoe said:

It's like walking in on your parents!

*turns away*



Did he just call me old?

Rokette

Rokette

HOPEFUL

Louisville, KY

JAN 09, 2005 10:03 PM

Where's my Pony? I want to see a thread called "Donate Lillie a Pony". I WANT IT NOW!!

Stiles

Stiles

Oakland, CA
November 2002

JAN 09, 2005 10:06 PM

unravled said:

toothpickmoe said:

It's like walking in on your parents!

*turns away*



Did he just call me old?



Yes, yes he did.

cash - your truck isn't big enough for the pony. get Clara one of those minature, dog sized ponys.

Rokette

Rokette

HOPEFUL

Louisville, KY

JAN 09, 2005 10:11 PM

I think thats what the one in the picture is.