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Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL

April 2004

JAN 09, 2005 03:48 PM

So, im mowing the lawn and somehow got myself ( 8---> ) pinched in between the handle and the little safety/ killswitch bar thing under it. I can't even describe the pain that i was in.

[Edited on Jan 09, 2005 by Ryan_Dipietro]

chestercopperpot

Bermuda

May 2004

JAN 09, 2005 03:53 PM

ouch!!

better to not mow the lawn, the overgrown weeds will provide a nice counterpoint to the rest of the neighbourhoods yards.

inkncarrots

San Diego, CA

March 2004

JAN 09, 2005 03:53 PM

Too busy thinking about someone to pay attention to the lawnmower?

Clairevoyance

Tallahassee, FL

July 2004

JAN 09, 2005 03:53 PM

Oracle

Courtenay, BC

September 2003

JAN 09, 2005 03:54 PM

i hate when that happens

HenryTMensch

New York, NY

December 2004

JAN 09, 2005 03:56 PM

go to hospital immediately

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL

April 2004

JAN 09, 2005 03:56 PM

inkncarrots said:
Too busy thinking about someone to pay attention to the lawnmower?

whirlyknives

New Orleans, LA

August 2004

JAN 09, 2005 04:01 PM

um....how exactly does that happen?

Jena

New York, NY

June 2003

JAN 09, 2005 04:05 PM

reminds me of the best line from Good Burger-

pensquare

Tustin, CA

April 2003

JAN 09, 2005 04:08 PM

whirlyknives said:
um....how exactly does that happen?

Dry humping. The male equivalent of sitting on the dryer.

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL

April 2004

JAN 09, 2005 04:17 PM

whirlyknives said:
um....how exactly does that happen?

inkncarrots

San Diego, CA

March 2004

JAN 09, 2005 04:19 PM

Ouchie. Does it still work? Uh.. I mean... you don't have to go check it right now, but maybe you should look into that.

Niamh

HOPEFUL

Orlando, FL

JAN 09, 2005 04:22 PM

WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU MOWING THE LAWN WITH YOUR PENIS OUT?!?!?!?!

RumpusParable

Copperas Cove, TX

April 2003

JAN 09, 2005 04:24 PM

i still don't understand how that happened.. were you nude or something?

Moya

Milwaukee, WI

January 2005

JAN 09, 2005 04:25 PM

I am sorry, but that got me laughing (how do you do that exactly..? Practicing some moves or something?). But! I'm also laughing because I'm not even able to push our lawn mower (for very long, anyway) because I'm so small.

ColinC

United Kingdom

July 2004

JAN 09, 2005 04:26 PM

Niamh said:
WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU MOWING THE LAWN WITH YOUR PENIS OUT?!?!?!?!

I cannot believe someone clocked onto this so late

Oracle

Courtenay, BC

September 2003

JAN 09, 2005 04:27 PM

Niamh said:
WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU MOWING THE LAWN WITH YOUR PENIS OUT?!?!?!?!

nothing Ryan does suprises me anymore...

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL

April 2004

JAN 09, 2005 04:28 PM

RumpusParable said:
i still don't understand how that happened.. were you nude or something?

No dude, i was wearing a pair of basketball shorts, but apparently they werent providing the amount of suppourt i needed to keep things from swinging around.

Lesson learned.

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR

February 2004

JAN 09, 2005 04:31 PM

LOL.

I think this is one of those times where I really shouldn't be laughing...

whirlyknives

New Orleans, LA

August 2004

JAN 09, 2005 05:36 PM

Ryan_Dipietro said:

whirlyknives said:
um....how exactly does that happen?

sooooo...you were naked?

_MrE_

Santa Cruz, CA

July 2004

JAN 09, 2005 05:45 PM

Ryan...what have I told you about hanging around with Lain...that shit is contagious...

Niamh

HOPEFUL

Orlando, FL

JAN 09, 2005 05:48 PM

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET A HARD ON WHILE WEARING BASKETBALL SHORTS AND MOWING THE LAWN?!?!?!

xmomx

Poulsbo, WA

January 2003

JAN 09, 2005 05:54 PM

Niamh said:
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET A HARD ON WHILE WEARING BASKETBALL SHORTS AND MOWING THE LAWN?!?!?!

Sometimes when a man and a piece of yard equipment love eachother very much...

_MrE_

Santa Cruz, CA

July 2004

JAN 09, 2005 05:55 PM

Niamh said:
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET A HARD ON WHILE WEARING BASKETBALL SHORTS AND MOWING THE LAWN?!?!?!

I can defend him on this one...a little bit...basketball shorts are kinda like silk boxers in that they cause many men to become aroused by just walking...if he was just wearing basketball shorts I guess its understandable....

what I wanna know is how did he manage to squeeze hard enough on the handle to cause pain before realising what was going on...

chestercopperpot

Bermuda

May 2004

JAN 09, 2005 05:56 PM

Mom said:

Niamh said:
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET A HARD ON WHILE WEARING BASKETBALL SHORTS AND MOWING THE LAWN?!?!?!

Sometimes when a man and a piece of yard equipment love eachother very much...

lol seriously lol

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