Don't You Just Love Being In Morgan?

Thats......odd.

OH DEAR GOD..

"Fill it to the rim with Neil"

"You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Neil. "

"make someone happy with a WingZephyr"

"taste the WingZephyr"

"Have You Forgotten How Good Wingzephyr Tastes?"

"It's Good To Talk Wingzephyr."

and the ultimate: "Wouldn't You Rather Be Wingzephyr?"

lol this is funny. thanx morgan

OMG .. this is what i got:

"Go To Work On A Thirtyseven."

i just spit pear all over my computer screen

"unzip a jupiter6"

awww yeah.

Why Can't Everything Orange Be Caradoc?

"If you like a lot of Bionic on your biscuit, join our club."

?! lol.

I'm really glad that my first one was:
"A Glass and a Half in Every Poopydave. "
-working on it.
Dave

update:
other good ones:

"That'll Be The Poopydave"
-makes me laugh
"Just Do Poopydave. "
-tell me about it.
"I'm a Secret Poopydave Drinker. "
-how the hell did it know? it's TRUE.
"You Press the Poopydave, We Do the Rest. "
-I don't want to tell you what the"we" is.
Dave

[Edited on Nov 18, 2002 by PoopyDave]

"i feel like nicole tonight"

"kills all known nicole- dead"

"top breeders recommend nicole"

ok that is enough.

wait till we get our phaedra on you

it's how phaedra is done

bet you can't eat phaedra

the man from phaedra, he says "yes"

puts the phaedra in britain

daddy or phaedra?

and my personal favorite:

little. yellow. different. phaedra.

[Edited on Nov 18, 2002 by phaedra]

Hands that do dishes can be as soft as your sidley mack.

and thats pretty fucking soft, by the way

"All you add is Kdub"

"When you got Kdub, flaunt it"

"I'm not gonna pay a lot for this Kdub"

"Just one Kdub-Give it to me"

this is great, more fun stuff

d'oh

[Edited on Nov 18, 2002 by phaedra]

I love it! My first was:

"Promise her anything, but give her BT."

"Cock Prevents that Sinking Feeling"
"Watch out, there's a Cock about"
"Cock.Its whats for dinner"
"The cock that likes to say Yes"
"Biting the hand that feeds Cock"
"Top breeders recommend Cock"
"Just one cock! Give it to me!"
"This is not your father's cock"
"A Different kind of company, a different kind of cock"
"Made to Make your Cock Water"
"I can't believe I ate the whole cock"
"The Cock of Champions"
"The Best Part of Waking Up is Cock in your Cup"
"I Saw cock and I thought of you"
"Puts the Cock in Britain"

[Edited on Nov 18, 2002 by DrZaius]

they fight crime!

Ding-Dong! Yr Mom Calling!
Hand-Built by Yr Mom
Don't Be Vague. Ask for Yr Mom.
Nothing Acts Faster Than Yr Mom.
Poppin' Fresh Yr Mom.
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Yr Mom.
Biting the Hand that Feeds Yr Mom.
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Yr Mom.
The Real Smell of Yr Mom.
You've Got Questions. We've Got Yr Mom.

and my personal favourites:
Bet You Can't Eat Yr Mom.
Things Go Better with Yr Mom.
The Future's Bright. The Future's Yr Mom.
We Do Yr Mom Right

my god that was more entertaining then it should have been.

*phew* that was fun

"P_Jack is job 1"

I want the words "Morgan-Lickin' Good" tattooed on my back.

And I LOVE that They Fight Crime site.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm- MacBastard."



And...No shit here.



"Made in Scotland from MacBastard"

MacBastard. It's Good for you!