stripping/phone sex--anyone done this for a job??

Well, once I got paid for putting my clothes back on. Turns out most folks don't want to watch a webcam of a fat guy scratching himself and drinking whiskey out of the bottle.

I think if you watch the movie Showgirls, you'll discover everything you really need to know. About stripping...and life.

hey didn't I see you stripping for dollar bills in a subway once?

You didn't see shit, turkey!

*shoots eyes out with ninja star gun*

Well, it's hard for people to see you strip over the phone... so I had to give up on my dream and move back to the farm.

Bwa ha ha ha!

I must have been mistaken...maybe it was your mom?

Phone sex has got to be the most BORING thing to do ever. Oh baby. Oh baby. Oh. (ZZzzzzz). Stripping 's definitely better $$, but then it depends where you work. It all comes down to what youre comfortable doing.
Being an online chat girl can be good depending on where you work, but in all of these business you have to put up with asshole men who can be incredibly obnoxious, and often, owners/supervisors/managers who dont necessarily have the most respect for women and will try to rip you off. If you think you can do it, well, then go for it.
One suggestion.. if youre going to get into the sex industry (other than phone sex) , set goals for yourself and save your money. Are you trying to get yourself through school? Do you want to buy a house? Unless you want to make it your lifes career (not recommended) set yourself something to do or a financial place to be for when you leave, cause you cant put it on a resume for a straight job. It can be very addictive to be able to make your own hours and have all kinds of $$ to blow., but not necessarily great if you have other goals your life.
Try it out and see. It may be just what you need right now. Keep your head on straight.

Oh snap!! OH!!! SNAP!!!

Nonsense.

I strip as a hobby, so I can't tell you much about the pay. It probably has to do with the audience; even if the little kids at the playground are enjoying it, for example, they just don't have any money to give.

And you can forget about asking their parents.

i cant give any first-hand testimonials or anything gut my last four gf's have been strippers. the money depends on where you work and wether its full or topless. yes there are some downsides and its very hard work. but for $500 on a tuesday night i think you could deal.

You need help.

Little kids like to see the handpuppets strip. It's more imaginative.

That's sort of what the sheep said when I came sulking back home. It was an upsetting day.

"Drippy the Condom" didn't get a great reception, so I sort of abandoned the whole puppet thing.

Ok, now I'm even creeping myself out.

Ewwwww...hahahahha

Yeah, eew.

You too! I thought I was the only one!

Yeah... Nonsense. LOTS of people want to watch a fat guy slugging whiskey get naked.

Where do I sign up?

For the Fat guy part.