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VladtheGrey

VladtheGrey

Edmonton, AB
September 2004

JAN 06, 2005 06:17 PM

THATS where my grandpa ran off to!

Kaskata

kaskata

Brighton, MI
October 2004

JAN 06, 2005 09:29 PM

first of all, whoa. and hes 67! he built up on hell of a tolerance.

I find it amazing that he could have a coherant conversation, I can't have one after like 3 drinks.

JohnClement

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD
January 2004

JAN 06, 2005 09:34 PM

Dogslife said:

Nixon said:
I like the phrase "a car knocked him down" The man is that drunk,and still it takes a car to knock him down.


Wanna bet it was parked?



What the heck? Weren't you Kestrel before? Color me confused.

JohnClement

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD
January 2004

JAN 06, 2005 09:35 PM

Oracle said:

Kestrel said:

Nixon said:
I like the phrase "a car knocked him down" The man is that drunk,and still it takes a car to knock him down.


Wanna bet it was parked?



I was going to say I bet it was driving in a different lane and the turbulance knocked him over



see?!

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

JAN 06, 2005 09:36 PM

wottan said:
"For my next trick, I will turn my blood into wine"


HA!

Flannery

Flannery

Havertown, PA
March 2004

JAN 08, 2005 11:49 AM

www.rupissed.com

if i wanted to get a blood alcohol of .914
i would have to drink 67x30ml over a 5 hour period
thats just about 2 liters of 80 proof (1 and 1/3 of a handle)

Felidae

Felidae

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JAN 09, 2005 05:45 PM

Like Izzard said, we don't quite know how to deal with this. Drink a couple of pints and sod off across a road = bad person. Drink half of Ibiza and sod off across a road = ...er...WELL DONE!

dirtypop

dirtypop

Green Bay, WI
June 2004

JAN 10, 2005 01:13 PM

scrantonian said:
www.rupissed.com

if i wanted to get a blood alcohol of .914
i would have to drink 67x30ml over a 5 hour period
thats just about 2 liters of 80 proof (1 and 1/3 of a handle)


Jesus. That guy didn't have much blood left in his alcohol system.

SouthernBelle

SouthernBelle

Charlotte, NC
December 2004

JAN 10, 2005 01:28 PM

*bows to the old man* eeek

Definitely not something to go out & try to beat, but hell, gotta give the man props for still breathing....


*edited b/c I can't type today*

[Edited on Jan 10, 2005 by southernbelle]

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