first of all, whoa. and hes 67! he built up on hell of a tolerance.

I find it amazing that he could have a coherant conversation, I can't have one after like 3 drinks.

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD

January 2004

JAN 06, 2005 09:34 PM

Dogslife said:

Nixon said:
I like the phrase "a car knocked him down" The man is that drunk,and still it takes a car to knock him down.

Wanna bet it was parked?

What the heck? Weren't you Kestrel before? Color me confused.

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD

January 2004

JAN 06, 2005 09:35 PM

Oracle said:

Kestrel said:

Nixon said:
I like the phrase "a car knocked him down" The man is that drunk,and still it takes a car to knock him down.

Wanna bet it was parked?

I was going to say I bet it was driving in a different lane and the turbulance knocked him over

see?!

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY

November 2003

JAN 06, 2005 09:36 PM

wottan said:
"For my next trick, I will turn my blood into wine"

HA!

Flannery

Havertown, PA

March 2004

JAN 08, 2005 11:49 AM

www.rupissed.com

if i wanted to get a blood alcohol of .914
i would have to drink 67x30ml over a 5 hour period
thats just about 2 liters of 80 proof (1 and 1/3 of a handle)

Felidae

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JAN 09, 2005 05:45 PM

Like Izzard said, we don't quite know how to deal with this. Drink a couple of pints and sod off across a road = bad person. Drink half of Ibiza and sod off across a road = ...er...WELL DONE!

dirtypop

Green Bay, WI

June 2004

JAN 10, 2005 01:13 PM

scrantonian said:
www.rupissed.com

if i wanted to get a blood alcohol of .914
i would have to drink 67x30ml over a 5 hour period
thats just about 2 liters of 80 proof (1 and 1/3 of a handle)

Jesus. That guy didn't have much blood left in his alcohol system.

*bows to the old man*

Definitely not something to go out & try to beat, but hell, gotta give the man props for still breathing....

*edited b/c I can't type today*

[Edited on Jan 10, 2005 by southernbelle]

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