As '04 draws to a close....

...I'd like to point out to the general public:

Constantly repeating catchphrases from TV comedy within an office, pub or even on a messageboard will not by default make you either hip nor funny. It will simply accentuate what a friendless cunt you are.

Theres no way in which your mobile phone's ring tone can make you appear cool, ironic, stylish or desireable.
It can, however, make you look like a cunt.
The more you try to challenge the first part of this rule, the more you confirm the second.
see also: phones that take pictures, play mp3s, open cans, are pink and spangly....

Any more of this in '05 & I'll be forced to take action.

don't have a cow, man.

*sorry, that's the best i can do, as i don't watch television*

I'm Rick James Bitch!

Especially:

"Yeaaah"
"Whaaat?"
"I'm Rick James, bitch"

ha

My vibrate ringtone is awesome.

Who set the fire in your disco, chief?

okaaaayyyyy!!

this thread is the new 'is the new' thread

more fiber.... it does wonders

GAH...I live in a college town and everynight I can hear drunken frat boys screaming that shit. It makes me homicidal.

Yes, well,

I'm Rick James' Ghost, Bitch!

(also copied)

My friends saw Dave live not too long ago. People in the audience were actually yelling that shit out over his routine. Apparently it pissed him off.

It's been my experince that people who complain about stupid shit are the ones who are friendless.