ive got gas.

two tickets to paradise (make guitar sounds)

jealousy

baby, i got BACK

*cue sir mix-a-lot

The Down Payment Blues.

chocolate all over my pants.


don't ask...

bags under my eyes

snot and flem...and lots of it

I got the herpes.

A tummy ache.

And the hots for you.

steak caught between my teeth.


and the serious need for some strange.

a bunch of damp firewood and a really expensive gas bill.

I've got wet hair.

I gotta stop running to this damn computer straight out of the shower.

talent.

i've got a lighter. now let's have some fun!

a new tatt and a achin back that kinda rhymes

Pack your bags, we leave tonight!

I thought I had gas for the last week. Turns out the lining between my lung and ribs had torn open.

i got corn chowder

i've got to work the midnight shift.

i got the birthday party of the century to celebrate!

time.

I got a new camera.
a sony.
it was supposed to be a christmas present, but well, she don't deserve nuthin.