Am I in trouble?

I went to the roller-coaster at the park and the old man said get into the coaster so I did and he shoved in next to me and said I was a bad person because I was sitting to far from him and that he would give me a toy if I was nice so he unzip his pants and say he give me a toy but i dint see no toy.

This old man say I not very fun to be a bad boy and then he stop the coaster and I say why you stop coaster and he left me in the car with a hill. So I get out and go home and cry and my momma say I'm a bad person.

wow.....
im going to go lie down now....

In trouble? Prolly not.

On a decent acid trip? Bingo!

Sounds like 'all the fun of the fair'.

Weird ass thread # 509098982. Is crack on sale these days?

"lawyers for the prosecution had no comment."

Why did I click on this thread? Even worse is why did I reply?

yes.

How the fuck?! Are you of the devil?

[Edited on Dec 30, 2004 by inkncarrots]

This just gets worse.

Thread no good. Me go play with grownups now.

Well,, in addition to keeping your head and hands inside the cart at all times, they DID tell you to hang onto the lapbar. You DO know what a lapbar is, don't you?

I think its supposed to be postmodern...

you need to be exorcised

i feel like a sucker for having read past the first sentance

yeah, im with ya on that one ... im going over there now

my frends say I very funny I say no I not frends say very funny I say no I not

haha

Yeah wow that was cool. Who wants to play frisbee?

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE!