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WTF?!11 No cherries in my canned fruit cocktail?!?

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Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL

April 2004

DEC 30, 2004 09:41 AM

I am fucking speechless! They don't put the cherries in the little snack sized fruit cocktail cans anymore! That was the whole reason I bought the fruit cocktail, you could always look forward to peeling open that can and seeing those flashy little red bitches floating around. What is the world coming to?

Kobi

Seattle, WA

June 2004

DEC 30, 2004 09:48 AM

No shit? Thats lame,

Mallory

SUICIDEGIRL

Connecticut, USA

DEC 30, 2004 09:50 AM

ewwww.. i hate fruit cocktail.. that shit is so nasty and ESPECIALLY the cherries..

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY

December 2004

DEC 30, 2004 09:51 AM

the DO sell jars of cherries. big jars full of nothing but cherries. i swear.

edit to say; heh cocktail heh

[Edited on Dec 31, 2004 by katiebarthedoor]

ill_will

Detroit, MI

September 2004

DEC 30, 2004 09:58 AM

man, that's funny as hell.

RACER_X

Philadelphia, PA

February 2003

DEC 30, 2004 10:01 AM

They are usually red grapes dyed with some evil ass number 3435262534

Much like Tofu dogs, ants won't even eat that shit.

The_Reverend

United Kingdom

September 2004

DEC 30, 2004 10:04 AM

NO CHERRIES?

Burn the store down to the ground. Now. that's the only rational thing to do.

monkeybutt

I'm lost

May 2004

DEC 30, 2004 10:15 AM

and yet...somehow...life goes on.

for those that weren't hit by a FUCKING TSUNAMI!!!111

Pauillac

Canada

April 2003

DEC 30, 2004 10:19 AM

You got fucked!

The_Reverend

United Kingdom

September 2004

DEC 30, 2004 10:22 AM

They stole his cherries AND fucked him?!?!?

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL

April 2004

DEC 30, 2004 10:28 AM

monkeybutt said:
and yet...somehow...life goes on.

for those that weren't hit by a FUCKING TSUNAMI!!!111

God, all I hear about these days. Tsunamis and terrorists, it's enough already...

Shal

Los Angeles, CA

October 2002

DEC 30, 2004 10:30 AM

Ryan_Dipietro said:

monkeybutt said:
and yet...somehow...life goes on.

for those that weren't hit by a FUCKING TSUNAMI!!!111

God, all I hear about these days. Tsunamis and terrorists, it's enough already...

Could be worse... we could go back to talking about SARS and shark attacks...

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL

December 2003

DEC 30, 2004 10:31 AM

fucking good!! they taste like cherry flavored wax...ewwwwwww

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR

December 2002

DEC 30, 2004 10:34 AM

My god, the terrorists have won...

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL

April 2004

DEC 30, 2004 10:40 AM

Ryan_Dipietro said:

monkeybutt said:
and yet...somehow...life goes on.

for those that weren't hit by a FUCKING TSUNAMI!!!111

God, all I hear about these days. Tsunamis and terrorists, it's enough already...

Could be worse... we could go back to talking about SARS and shark attacks...

I pray for the times when people were walking around in paper masks. Those were the good old days. Last year.

RACER_X

Philadelphia, PA

February 2003

DEC 30, 2004 10:45 AM

Ryan_Dipietro said:
I am fucking speechless! They don't put the cherries in the little snack sized fruit cocktail cans anymore! That was the whole reason I bought the fruit cocktail, you could always look forward to peeling open that can and seeing those flashy little red bitches floating around. What is the world coming to?

Little snack sized cans..WTF? Does your mom still make your lunch, lil' buddy?

The_Reverend

United Kingdom

September 2004

DEC 30, 2004 10:45 AM

Yeah but the paper mask would stop you eating the cherries!!

Duuuuh.

nolovetildeath

San Francisco, CA

February 2004

DEC 30, 2004 10:45 AM

I would throw that can right through the window of there dirty little establishment!
Where the cherrie love?

Leccy

United Kingdom

September 2004

DEC 30, 2004 10:46 AM

When I was a kid you only ever got one cherry in a can.
It led to fights.

ASDA smart price~you get like TEN cherries. Progress is a wonderful thing.

The_Reverend

United Kingdom

September 2004

DEC 30, 2004 10:47 AM

mmmmmmmmmm... TEN cherries. That's even better if there's only two of you....

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

DEC 30, 2004 10:47 AM

The cherries are the best. I would be fucking pissed, too.

nogodsnomanagers

United Kingdom

August 2003

DEC 30, 2004 10:52 AM

please tell me you changed your profile pic to document your face upon discovering this monstrosity, you look so sadly perplexed by the indecency of these cans of cocktail

i'm still bummed for you if not

Lain

Astoria, NY

April 2004

DEC 30, 2004 10:55 AM

Racer_X said:
They are usually red grapes dyed with some evil ass number 3435262534

Much like Tofu dogs, ants won't even eat that shit.

You know whats funny...

Vegetarians and the like name all their tofu food alternatives practically the same as what we call them.

You cant have both

If your turkey is made out of TOFU you are NOT eating TOFURKEY...

YOU ARE EATING A SEASONED BLOCK OF TOFU

So The Tofu Dog....

I will know officialy name it....

"Tofu Block rolled into a tube"

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

DEC 30, 2004 10:58 AM

Lain said:

Racer_X said:
They are usually red grapes dyed with some evil ass number 3435262534

Much like Tofu dogs, ants won't even eat that shit.

You know whats funny...

Vegetarians and the like name all their tofu food alternatives practically the same as what we call them.

You cant have both

If your turkey is made out of TOFU you are NOT eating TOFURKEY...

YOU ARE EATING A SEASONED BLOCK OF TOFU

So The Tofu Dog....

I will know officialy name it....

"Tofu Block rolled into a tube"

Uh, they name them that because they are made to taste like the original food they're named after. I guess I don't see the humor there.

Lain

Astoria, NY

April 2004

DEC 30, 2004 11:00 AM

Yeah Gwen thats my point... (if i had a point =) )

If I was the Dictator of the world I would have the word "tofu" stricken away from the combination of names.

If it was a hot dog. Id have it named TOFU: Hot Dog Flavor

[Edited on Dec 30, 2004 by Lain]

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