Fashion rants

Shit dude, once upon a time, i wore cowboy boots. In public.

carry on.

sweet, maybe i can raid my sister's closet for some ruffled up dresses and e bay theos fuckers.

my pre teen years such as 12-15 no i laugh hard. can i say camo pants is all i wore. im not sayin there bad cuz i still own camo cut offs but when thas all u wear its kinda funny.

The way I look at it is every girl who wants to be punk by dressing as such is another girl who will potentially give me a handjob for being in a punk band.

How could that possibly be bad?

Twas back in the days when it was still occasionally considered okay to approach townies (or chavs as they're now known ) to see how their brains worked. Just for fun, like. i was young, so... anyway, i think the conversation was along these lines -

(greasy townie girl wearing an Motorhead shirt, bought from somewhere like Topshop, ie, NOT a 'proper' band tee, sat by fountain in large shopping centre)

me - hey, do you like Motorhead?
her - yer whot?
me - (trying to ignore her stench of Mcdonalds and man-made fabrics) Motorhead. The band. Like, on the shirt?
her - oi, stop lookin' at me tits HARHARGHHAR

and i must've blinked slowly or something cause then she goes -

'whot are yer onabout?'

Turns out she had no idea who Motorhead were. She 'just liked the design'. yeah, cause culturally unadventurous townie girls all want deminic pigs on their clothes, yeah?


Lol you're getting me all riled now

what are you on about again.

I HATE poor kids who dress like rich kids!!

Damn poseurs! Take off the expensive looking shit, and get the fuck back in your Dickensian ragamuffin gear, you fucking LIAR! Ughh, how am i supposed to know who is poor and who is worth talking to when poor kids pull this bullshit?

Don't get me started on kids who wear pro sports jerseys....you're walking down the street and you're like, hey- is that Donavan McNabb? NO, its a LIAR!!!

Touche.

So long as we are being self important and judgemental, I could go on a major grammar rant about now.

But, I won't.

Fucking football posers. That lady probably never even played a day in the NFL.

Why, not?

Because I'm too punk rock. Duh. Didn't you see my torn pantyhose gloves?

Torn pantyhose Mittens are more punk.

not all punks are coke fiends. just gutter punks are coke fiends.

smack aint coke genius

maybe these kids are just trying to take their first steps in the right direction

im really not talkin about the kids themselves but the cloths they wear. namly the trucker hat and the panty hose gloves. I have friend who started that way and yes he is a rich kid but i turned him in the right direction. it seems that hotrox is the only one who kinda knows what im talkin about.