New Year's Resolutions

Generally I believe that when taken too seriously new year's resolutions are just self-imposed guilt-laden mindfuck games. By Jan 4th we spark-up cigarettes or whatever we smoke again, go back to eating a krispy kremes, 'forget' to call our moms on Sunday, and consequently feel shitty about ourselves....

On the lighter side NYR's can be fun. This year I resolve to practice more kind acts of senseless randomness, spend less time surfing for free porn, give my dogs more treats, to smile more at people stuck doing shitty jobs and to always put the toilet seat down.

I really think I can make it into February with that last one before I bust into the 'well, it I have to lift it up all the time then she should not mind having to put it down' mindset...

i refuse to be swayed by cute things anymore.

ooh, look, puppies!

Last year, I resolved not to make any more resolutions. That's going pretty well...

resolution 1. stop smoking.
resolution 2. get new job.

1. solidify confidence.

2. re-do my portfolio, and apply to 10 firms for work.

3. enjoy life more then i have been.

1. - get laid more
2. through to 10. - see 1.

I'm going to start excercising again and I'm going to start trying to eat healthier.

It's possible, I did something similar last year and it worked some, until around the beginning of Oct. when I moved and then had to have surgery. Hopefully this year I will excercise regulary and maybe join afitness center again.

None. Screw that crap! Resolutions are stupid.

"i will defeat him"

I prefer to see the new year as a fresh start. If I made completely asinine mistakes in the previous year(s), I try not to make them again. I've never really made any true resolutions, but I do try to follow a couple of new lifestyle choices every year, like cutting soda out of my diet or working on my credit score.

consolodate my power...

• Drink more coke.


• Smoke more cigarettes.


• Shower less.


• And defeat Godzilla before monkeybutt.

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I'll save quit smoking for a time when it's more likely to actually happen.

I resolve to take last year's resolutions more seriously this time. Again.

To never kill again.

i am not going to blaze from January 1st until March 5th, which is my birthday. that birthday blunt will be wonderful.