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Keith said:
6.) A bad drawing by a child, and not from thebestpageintheuniverse.
7.) An unflattering photo posted by its subject unironically.
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Good idea for a thread.
DEC 22, 2004 11:48 AM
Good work. 
11.) A site dedicated to Y2K-bug paranoia.
DEC 22, 2004 12:51 PM
Keith said:
Good work.
11.) A site dedicated to Y2K-bug paranoia.
DEC 22, 2004 12:55 PM
Keith said:
9.) A photoshopped parody of the mona lisa.
10.) The homepage of a very bad [relatively] unknown stand up comedian [I.E. not carrot top, andrew dice clay or gallager]. Bonus points if the comedian has a haircut which hasn't been in-style since Reagan was President.
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Louie Anderson.com although he is pretty well known
[Edited on Dec 22, 2004 by hrtbrkwthcyanide]
DEC 22, 2004 01:00 PM
Keith said:
6.) A bad drawing by a child, and not from thebestpageintheuniverse.
7.) An unflattering photo posted by its subject unironically.
I know Elisabeth already got this one, but I NEED to post the second picture.
DEC 22, 2004 01:04 PM
OLD SeaquestDSV fan site.
Ha ha, I dated a guy who was part of this show, lolol.
Weird german juggling site
This was too easy, lol.
Top ten reasons to vote for Ross Perot
10. Won't have to pay Clinton's tax on rich. (especially for Perot)
9. Great "problem solver" president. Always solves difficulties by eating can of spinach.
8. Wont quit presidency until after the 2nd year. (he'll come back the 4th)
7. Save taxpayer's money. Instead of using Air Force One on trips, he'll fly over using Dumbo-like ears.
6. Running mate is a famous personality that is capable of taking over
the presidency if something happens to Perot.
5. First president to fire congress.
4. Lives five blocks from Arkansas and knows that Clinton's experience as governor of a small state is IRRELEVANT for being president of the United States. (The governor of Alaska has about the same experience.)
3. Use his own money to hire commandoes to kick other countries' ass instead of using US soldiers.
2. Larry King Live would broadcast from the White House more often.
1. Everyone knows that every munchkin has the powers of the Wizard and the Good Witch of the North on their side.
link
WAKE UP AMERICA! Conspiracy theory web site
The cover from the cure album, drawn by Robert Smiths nieces and nephews.
From Gothic Personals
Band Site
Link to badly drawn by a child pic of the Mona Lisa, do I get bonus points?
Check out this hair Carey Kowles
Y2K Site
Here ya go
[Edited on Dec 22, 2004 by Midnyte]
DEC 22, 2004 01:06 PM
Keith said:
8.) A picture of the members of an unsigned band posing in front of a brick wall and/or railroad tracks.
Transistor Radio
DEC 22, 2004 01:07 PM
Keith said:
8.) A picture of the members of an unsigned band posing in front of a brick wall and/or railroad tracks.
DEC 22, 2004 01:22 PM
Damn, excellent, Midnyte! 
I salute your mad Google skilz.
12.) A person with three nipples.
13.) An animated gif from the movie Office Space.
14.) A site with formatting similar to TImecube.
15.) A poem which uses the following words anguish, despair, darkness, and cold with no humorous intent.
DEC 22, 2004 01:32 PM
Ha ha ha I dated a guy with three nipples too, lol and I have only dated 9 people in my entire life.
[Edited on Dec 22, 2004 by Midnyte]
DEC 22, 2004 01:33 PM
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DEC 22, 2004 01:36 PM
xanotherdeadhero said:
Keith said:
8.) A picture of the members of an unsigned band posing in front of a brick wall and/or railroad tracks.
Hahaha, which one of their moms' houses do you suppose this this was taken in front of?
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DEC 22, 2004 04:02 PM
threejane said:
Keith said:
15.) A poem which uses the following words anguish, despair, darkness, and cold with no humorous intent.
DEMONS OF FEAR
By: Hassan Raza
What holds for me
A night in life
The aura is brutal
Hovering around me
The demons of fear
With their fingers wedged
And their eyes bore in and
Out my feeble existence
The darkness of dark night
The coldness of blue cold night
The lonely night
Utter despair and mayhem
Pushes me to the dark valley
Of fear
Where is my refuge?
Nowhere in sight
Or, sleeping with no concern
Letting me go through
The deep anguish
Suddenly, a heavenly light
Splashed my mind
Saying one thing
Refuge is nowhere
But in the hands of God
Then, I hold the hands of God
And my anguish and fears
Vanish from sight.
My demons of fear
Leave me alone
For that night
Waiting to fight with me
Some other dark night.
http://department.monm.edu/studentpubs/Coil/Coil2001/fall2000coil/images/poetry.htm
I'm particularly fond of "the darkness of dark night", but I can't write for shit so I shouldn't belittle.
Good god. 
DEC 22, 2004 04:14 PM
Behold! Marky-mark! And his third nipple.
[Edited on Dec 22, 2004 by psychoholicagogo]
DEC 23, 2004 03:12 AM
Keith
Hooker, OK
August 2002
DEC 22, 2004 11:15 AM